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Purple的风原创翻译，诚意奉献
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-先生们，当我在战场看到这个的时候 -Gentlemen, when I look at this battlefield,
我看到一些最勇敢的人穿着制服 I see some of the bravest men ever to wear a uniform.
是你吗，约翰逊？ Is that you, Johnson?
你可真是个懒鬼 You're a real lazy piece of shit.
-约翰逊，醒醒！ -Johnson, wake up!
-对不起，长官，我在坦克上值守了 -Sorry, sir.Just guarding the tank.
-你在打瞌睡，我听到了 -You were sleeping.I heard you.
-但是这里真的太安逸了 -But it's just so comfortable up here.
我，额... I, huh...
-该死的 -Goddammit.
还有你，别凹造型了 And you there, stop posing.
-对不起长官 -对不起长官 -Sorry, sir.-Sorry, sir.
-该死的游艇 -Fucking showboats.
-打扰一下，亲爱的船长 -Excuse me, dear capitan.
-你有什么事？ -What do you want?
-我可以来几支烟吗？ -Can I get some cigarettes?
-不行 -那来福枪咧？ -No. -How about a rifle?
-你可是个战俘 -You're a prisoner of war.
-这不代表我们不能成为朋友吧 -That doesn't mean we can still be friends.
-我们不能 -真的吗？ -It does actually. -Does it really?
我可从来没听说过，那吹集结号咧？ I've never heard that. How about a bugle?
-我们已经有人了 -We already have a guy who plays the bugle.
-我可以保证我干的比他好 -I can for sure play better than him.
-这是事实，我真的不在行 -It's true. I suck.
-我不会给你集结号的 -I'm not giving you a bugle.
如果我拿着集结号我可以把在场的德国人杀的片甲不留 If I had it my way I would kill all Germans in this place.
-但是你已经把在场的德国人杀的片甲不留了 -But you already killed all the Germans in this place.
-我会马上再做一次，所以不要考验我了 -I'd do it again in a heartbeat, so do not test me.
-哎哟。用战争罪威胁某人是很卑鄙的， -Ouch. It's pretty mean to threaten someone
我的朋友 with a war crime, my friend.
-我们可不忄-- -We aren't fri--
-长官，我看到那边有东西过来了 -Sir, I see something over there.
-是什么？约翰逊在哪里？ -What is it was? Where's Johnson?
-呀呼 -Yeehaw.
-约翰逊，你个蠢货！所有人快跑！ -Johnson, you yahoo! Everybody run!
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-这是《神经外科视频杂志》-- -This is the "Video Journal of Neurosurgery" with --
-伙计们，我告诉过你们，名单永无止境 -Guys, I told you the list is endless.
那么，为什么要等呢？ So, why wait?
立即拨打此免费电话并订购吧 Call this toll-free number and order now.
-先停一下 -Please stop.
-哦，等等 -Oh, wait.
太棒了 So good.
-拜托 -Come on.
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-嘿！ -Hey!
-伙计，我快疯了 -Man, I'm getting crazy.
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-耶！耶！ -Yeah! Yeah!
我他妈的疯了 I'm out of my fucking mind.
啊！ Ahh!
-去他妈的！ -Fuck it up!
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-嘘。嘿，怎么了，伙计 -Shh. Hey. What's up, bud.
-滚出去！停下！ -Get out of here! Stop!
-嘿，一定要擦干净 -Hey, make sure you wipe.
-♪ Writing this down ♪
♪ 'Cause she knows I'll never leave her ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't live without her ♪
-拿着，拿下来。 -Take it, take it down.
-你想要来点儿吗？ -You want some of that?
-这是我的丁日 -This is my dick.
没错，它很大 That's right, it's big.
-现在，不要做一个胆小鬼 -Now, don't be a pussy.
哦，该死。你受伤了吗？ Oh, shit. Are you hurt?
-♪ I don't think you ever made a big mistake ♪
♪ Cause I don't want to get you off my back ♪
♪ No wonder we hate the same things ♪
♪ I hate everyone else ♪
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-让我们大干一场！ -Let's fuck it up!
-♪ I don't think you ever made a big mistake ♪
-欢迎大家参加。。。 -Welcome, everyone, to party of...
-让我们大干一场！-让我们大干一场！ -Let's fuck shit up! -Let's fuck shit up!
-这些是你的 -These are yours.
-这是你这辈子最能把到妹子 -That's the closest you'll be
的时刻了 to any pussy everything.
-哦！-闭嘴 -Oh! -Shut the fuck up.
我已经把到妹子了 I get pussy.
-哦你把到什么呢-- -我把到妹子了 -Oh you get what -- -I get pussy.
-耶 - 谁的？ -Yeah. -Who's pussy?
-混蛋 -Dick.
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让我好好给这块拍个照 Let me get a shot of this fine piece of meat right here.
看看这个 -你穿起来很好看。 Look at this. -It looks good on you.
-为什么你看起来比瑞秋性感？ -Why do you look hotter than Rachel?
-谁穿得更好 -这就是我要说的。 -Who wore it better? -That's what I'm saying.
-可怜的瑞秋 -Poor Rachel.
-不要做这样的比较 -Don't even make that comparison.
我他妈的很好，伙计 I'm fine as fuck, dude.
听着，这是一个非常特别的插曲 Listen, this is a very special episode,
因为今晚，R.A.C.K要执行任务 because tonight, R.A.C.K is going on a mission.
我们要闯入移民者社区！ We're breaking into the Colony!
-不要这么说，蠢货，你是脑子有病吗？ -Don't use that word, dumbass. What is wrong with you?
-我们准备参观移民者社区 -We're visiting the Colony.
-臭名昭著的地下移民者社区 -The infamous Colony Underground.
-为什么你最近总是表现得那么墨迹？ -Why do you got to keep acting so fruity lately?
-你是什么，穆罕默德？ -What's it you, Mohammed?
-任何人，对于你们这些昨天出生的人 -Anywho, for those of you born yesterday,
地下移民者社区都是十分邪恶的存在- The Colony Underground was this really wicked --
-这是一个艺术集体 -It was an art collective.
“那是一个艺术集体？” "It was an arts art collective?"
-所以，这个艺术团体一直都在举办类似于海拉秀的展览 -So, this art collective had like hella shows all the time.
全年龄段，一些相当大的乐队会来自这个城市 It was all ages, and some pretty big bands
比如KGB would come from the city, like the KGB,
埃迪·卡什和明星混蛋、瓦伦丁·福克斯 Eddie Cash and the Star Fuckers, Valentine Fox,
主要是在播放硬核音乐 -对 mostly pumping hardcore stuff. -Yeah.
-我们完全可以在那里表演 -We totally would have played there.
-是的 -当然 -Yeah. -For sure.
-真的 -如果不是三年前发生的 -For real. -We would have if it weren't
那场怪异的电气火灾 for the freak electrical fire
我们早就完成表演了 that broke out three years ago to the day.
-等等，真的吗？-是的，1996年3月6日 -Wait, seriously? -Yeah, March 6, 1996.
-今天是3月5日 -It's March 5th.
-你能让他说话吗？上帝！ -Can you let him talk? God!
-三年前，一场奇怪的电气火灾 -Three years ago, a freak electrical fire
把地下移民者社区烧得一干二净 barbecued the inside of The Colony Underground
并夺去了四条无辜的生命 and claimed four innocent lives.
当晚主演乐队的生命 The lives of the very band that headlined that night.
传闻他们是被她们的粉丝踩死以后 Legend has it their bodies only burned
尸体接着被烧掉了 after being trampled to death by their own fans.
粉丝们急于逃离高耸的火焰 Fans so desperate to escape the towering flames
他们毫不犹豫地把英雄们踩在脚下 they crushed their heroes under foot without a second thought.
-伙计，继续 -Dude, keep going.
-嗯？ -Hmm?
-哦，是的，安库尔看起来被吓坏了 -Oh, yeah, yeah look how freaked out Ankur looks.
-闭嘴，我很好 -Shut up, I'm fine.
-哦，你的左口袋 -Oh, your left pocket.
-安库尔你是个小婊子吗？让我们看看，让我们看看 -Is Ankur a little bitch? Let's see, let's see.
哟，它在转弯！它正在转弯 Yo, it is turning! It is turning.
向上帝发誓，看，看，瞧！ Swear to God, look, look, look!
-好，好，好 -Okay, okay, okay.
-所以，那个乐队就是婊子猫 -So, that band was Bitch Cat.
-你可以从你的磁带上把刚刚拍的剪辑下来吗？ -You can cut in stuff from the tape you have right there?
-可以-这将是一个很酷的转场 -Yeah. -That'd be a cool transition.
-什么磁带？ -What tape?
-哦，老兄，真恶心 -Oh, dude it's so sick.
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-在教堂。你看不出来吗？ -At church. Can't you tell?
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-♪ You want it your way ♪
♪ Well, why don't you stay so? ♪
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♪ Ah, keep stuffing your face ♪
♪ Eat cake as you... ♪
-嗯，我们什么公司运营 -Well, we weren't made by a corporation.
我们自己培养我们的簇拥和追随者 We grew our sound and our following grassroots.
-♪ What is it gonna take? ♪
♪ I guess I've seen it all ♪
♪ I know I've seen too much, oh ♪
♪ My God, what could it take?♪
-我们上了迪尔德的货车，只要是车能到的地方 -We got in Dierdre's van, and basically just played
我们就去那里表演 anywhere that'd take us.
我们是公路勇士 -是的 We're road warriors, man. -Yeah.
-♪ Don't care about your angels ♪
♪ Get off my back, boy ♪
-我们甚至不觉得自己和洛杉矶有什么关系 -We don't even feel like we relate to LA anymore.
就像，那个舞台是我们的家 Like, that stage is our home.
-当然还有我们的家人 -Yeah and the fans our family, for sure.
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-我们的节目就是这些大型派对 -Our shows are these huge parties.
每个人都属于自己。每个人都有一个完爆时刻 Everyone belongs. Everybody has a killer time.
-♪ Too bad 'cause I say so ♪
-对 -Sure.
我的意思是，没有一点暴力的派对是什么？ I mean, what's the party without a little bit of violence?
-♪ We came out to play ♪
♪ Get off of my stage, bro ♪
-♪ Get off my fucking stage ♪
-♪ My God, what could it be? ♪
-我认为美国正在进行一场愤怒的革命 -I think America got, like, a rage revolution on the way.
每个人都很愤怒 Everyone's just so mad.
-♪ Let's go, let's go ♪
-每个人的爸爸都太有钱了 -Everybody's daddy got too rich.
-是的，把你所有的钱都给我们，爸爸 -Yeah, so give us all your fucking money, daddy.
-把你的钱给我们！ -Give us your money!
-♪ Bad boy, you already know ♪
♪ I'm no angel ♪
♪ Diamonds turns black ♪
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-玩或死 -Play or die.
-玩或死 Play or die.
-玩或死 Play or die!
-哦，我的天，看他搞砸了 -Oh, my God, look he's fucked up.
-嘿！快点！来呀！来呀！ -Hey! Hurry! Come on, come on.
哟，等等 Yo, wait, wait.
告诉大家今天的任务 Tell everyone about the mission today.
-R.A.C.K要去地下移民者社区 -R.A.C.K is going to The Colony Underground
在哪里的舞台上表演 to play a show on whatever is left at that stage.
我们会很一往无前，因为我们一直在排练 And we're going to suck though because we've been rehearsing,
什么，两个月？ what, two months?
是的，向你的纳粹独裁者爸爸展示一下 Yeah, show out to your Nazi dictator dad.
我希望那是… -天哪，随便吧 I hope that's -- -Oh my God, whatever.
-不，等等，别这样，还有什么？ -No, wait come on. Like, what else though?
还有什么-我不知道 What else? -I don't know.
我们要去拿装备，如果有的话 We're going to get the gear, if there's any that works.
-是的，但你为什么在这里停下来？你的房子？ -Yeah, but why'd you make a stop here? Your house?
-来吧，K。-嘿，不 -Come on, K. -Hey, no.
我只是真的觉得很好奇 I just think inquiring minds want to know
你是不是真的害怕小婊子 if you're really just scared little pussy bitch.
我只想知道这些！来吧！ That's all I want to know! Come on!
嘿，对不起，我想说的是一个认为自己遇到了鬼的 Hey, I'm sorry. I meant to say a little scaredy baby
受惊吓的小宝宝 who thinks he's going to meet some ghosts.
喂，瑞秋，拿相机。把相机拿来，瑞秋 Yo, Rachel, get the camera. Get the fucking camera, Rachel.
为什么安库尔现在变得这么娘娘腔？ Why's Ankur being a little bitch right now?
-停下 -Stop.
-你想要你妈妈是因为你没回家吗 -Do you want your mommy because you don't come home.
-放开我！ -Get off me!
-哦，不！女鬼要吃了我 -Oh, no! The lady ghosts are going to eat me.
-伙计，我不敢相信我们现在就在这里 -Dude, I can't believe we're here right now.
-来吧，会很有趣的。来吧，我们走吧 -Come on, it's going to be fun. Come on, let's just go.
-瑞秋，那些小妞儿看起来很不错 -Rach, those chicks seem kind nice.
我只是觉得我们不应该去他们的墓地 I just don't think we should fuck with their gravesite.
但是，你必须说出原因 -But, like, you have to say why.
来吧，这会让视频变得更棒 Come on, it'll make a better video.
我觉得这很酷 I think it's cool.
-好吧，好吧 -Okay, fine.
所以，你知道这些故事，对吗？ So, you know these stories, okay?
印度教关于鬼魂的故事 Hindu stories about bhuts.
-布特？-是的，死人鬼魂 -Bhuts? -Yeah, dead people.
不安分的灵魂和未完成的事业 Restless spirits with unfinished business, and supposedly
如果你打扰他们，他们会，他们会-- if you bother them they'll like, they just like --
-他们会怎样？ -They'll what?
-他们会上你的身，好吧 -They'll fucking possess you, okay?
-是的-我们进去了 -Yes! -We're in.
-所以你回家买了一袋香料？ -So, that's why you went home and got a baggie of spices?
他们专门驱鬼的 They're like ghost killing spices.
-伙计，停下来，我不想-- -Dude, just stop, I don't want --
-放松点，香料小子 -Relax, spice boy.
-放开我，混蛋 -Get off my dick, motherfucker.
-哇，冷静点，伙计 -Wow, calm your fucking tits, dude.
-嘿，等等 -Yo, hey, wait up.
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-欢迎来到地下移民者社区剩下的地方 -Welcome to what's left of The Colony Underground.
-就像，从字面上看，地下这么远 -Like, literally so far underground.
-是的，大约六英尺深 -Yeah, like six feet under.
全部观众能活着离开这里 -It's insane the whole audience
简直是太疯狂了 actually got out of here alive.
-是的，他们牺牲了乐队 -Yeah, well, they sacrifice the band to do it.
想象一下在踩踏中死去 Imagine dying in a stampede.
-羊群心态，伙计。羊 -Herd mentality, dude. Sheep.
-这里闻起来像还在着火 -Still smells like a fire in here.
-酥脆的尸体 -Crispy bodies.
-哇哦 -Whoa.
咋啦？ What?
-瑞秋，我不。。。 -Rach, I don't...
-伙计，来吧，走吧。快点，快点 -Dude, come on. just go. Come on. Hurry up.
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崩！ Boo!
♪♪
-这个地方简直是个迷宫 -This place is a total maze.
这么多走廊 So many hallways.
-我们在这里已经10分钟了 -We've been down here for 10 minutes.
我不知道怎么出去 I have no idea how to get back out.
-冷静点。我知道路 -Chill. I know the way.
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-这是什么？ -What is this?
-我他妈要是知道就好了 -The hell if I know.
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-我想有人住在下面 -I think somebody lives down here.
-瞧啊，过来 -Look, look. Come here.
看看这个 Look at this here.
-为什么有人想住在这里？ -Why would anybody want to live here?
-嗯，我的意思是，对于一个无家可归的人来说，情况并没有那么糟糕。 -Well, I mean, for a homeless guy, it's not that bad.
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-是的，我打赌。-看看所有的这些- -Yeah, I bet. -Look at all the --
-我打赌不知我们在这里 - I bet we're not alone.
-伙计，说真的。这里只有我们 -Dude, seriously.It's just us here.
我知道-那是个疯子 I know it is. -That's some crackhead,
一个吸食海洛因的流浪汉 heroin-licking homeless guy here.
-你能停下来吗？ -Can you please stop?
-对不起 -Sorry.
-你在干什么？别，不要进去 -What are you doing? Stop. Don't go in there.
-来吧-哇 -Come on. -Whooo.
-伙计，真的吗？ -Dude, seriously?
-哦，我的天。哦，我的天 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
-You're joking.
-不是真的-是的，他妈的 -Not really. -Yeah, fuck that.
-不管怎样，看，有人做了一个神龛 -Anyway, look, somebody made a shrine.
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-你们找到了什么-哇 -What'd you guys find? -Whoa.
-不是吧 -No way.
-哟，卡勒布别这样 -Yo, Kaleb stop that.
这一点不好玩 Yo, that's not cool.
-别，伙计 -Stop, dude.
-不管怎样，兄弟 -Whatever, bro.
♪♪
-瑞秋，过来，过来。你看到这个了吗？ -Rachel, come here, come here. You see this?
-呃。--那是靴子吗？ -Eww. Is -- is that a boot?
-融化进地板里了 -Melted into the floor.
♪♪
-你觉得这些是乐队的一个小妞身上的？ -These belong to one of the band chicks, you think?
-对，我打赌是个贝斯手身上的 -Yeah, my money's on the base player.
她穿着那样的靴子 She wore boots like that.
-我很确定他们都穿着靴子 -I'm pretty sure they all wear boots.
-别再说那个词了 -Stop saying that word.
-什么？靴子吗？ -What? Boots?
-嘿，瑞秋，过来，你得拿着这个 -Yo, Rach, come here, you got to get this.
-什么-妈的，没门 -What? -Shit, no way.
他妈的不行。嘿，瑞秋，过来 No fucking way. Yo, Rachel, come here.
-什么？这是什么-好吧，你记得吗 -What? What is it? -Okay, you remember
阿曼达·皮尔斯，对吗 -是啊 Amanda Pears, right? -Yeah.
-你不要告诉我我可以从她 -You cannot tell me I could squeeze her
肥胖的屁股沟里挤过去 fat ass through here.
-伙计，没办法-不可能！ -Dude, there's no way. -There's no way!
是的，我就是这么说的 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
-是的，没有人喜欢在质疑以后被敲一笔 -Yeah, no one like ripped off after asking.
这就是为什么除了加油站上班她再也找不到别的工作了 That's why she can't a job anymore except the gas station
因为她走路太滑稽了 because she walks too funny.
哈哈哈 Ah-ha-ha.
靠！感觉好像有人拉我 Fuck! It felt like someone pulled me.
-是的，你他妈的被绊住了，伙计 -Yeah, you fucking tripped, dude.
-伙计们，快点！ -Guys, come quick!
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-哇，哇，哇 -Whoa, whoa, whoa.
哟，是你们干的吗？ -Yo, did you guys do this?
-怎么可能 -No fucking way.
-瑞秋，看看这个 -Rachel, look at this.
-是你干的吗？ -不是 -Did you do this? -No.
-嘿，安库尔 -Hey, Ankur.
给你个惊喜，小婊砸！ Surprise, bitch!
-你们真的很过分 -You guys fucking suck.
-你真的认为是鬼魂动了你的装备吗？ -Do you seriously think some ghost set up your kit?
-没有。你有没有把这个从我家偷出来？ -No. Did you, like, steal this out of my house?
-是的，我他妈的做了。你打算怎么办？ -Yeah, I fucking did. What are you do about it?
你要哭吗？ - 你们真的太不正常了 You going to cry about it? -You guys are fucking unreal.
-爱哭的小宝宝 -Big cry baby.
-好吧，每个人都尽量不要吵了，好吗？ -Alright, everyone try not to suck, okay?
-哦，当然 -你是老大 -Oh, for sure. -You're the boss.
-我们走吧 -谢谢 -Let's just go. -Thanks.
-一、二、三、四、五、六、七、八！ -One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
-嘿，嘿，嘿！ -Hey, hey, hey!
走吧！ Let's go!
♪♪
-伙计们？ -Guys?
伙计们，搞什么鬼？ Guys, what the fuck?
伙计们，真的吗？ Guys, seriously?
伙计，别这样 Dude, cut it out.
你们觉得你们现在玩得很开心 You guys think your having so much fun right now.
如果这是个玩笑，我他妈的要杀了你们 If this is a joke, I'm going to fucking kill you all.
-是的，我们走吧 -Yes, let's go.
-他可太老套了 -He's so predictable.
-不，我们真的很喜欢你和整个。。。 -No, we like really got you with the whole...
-已经差不多三次了 -It's been like three times already.
-我知道。嘿 -I know. Hey.
-告诉人们你是什么 -Tell the people what you're --
你现在感觉怎么样？ how your feeling right now?
安库尔先生，马上告诉他们 Mr. Ankur, tell them right here.
-什么？ -What?
伙计，你得承认我们对你很好 Dude, you have to admit we got you so good.
-哟，真他妈的很有趣，真的 -Yo, it was fucking fun, man. Seriously.
-哟，就像，我们只是在胡闹 -Yo, like, we're just fucking around.
-听着，这是我的主意 -来吧 -Look, it was my idea. -Come on.
-对不起 -诶呀 -I'm sorry. -Yikes.
-你为什么不能学着开个他妈的玩笑，香料小子？ -Why can't you learn how to take a fucking joke, spice boy?
-哦，什么？ -安库尔 -Oh, what? -Ankur.
-你现在在做什么，兄弟？ -What are you doing right now, bro?
-搞什么鬼？你在做什么？ -What the fuck? What are you doing?
-别在这件事上犯贱，安库尔！回来 -Don't be such a bitch about this, Ankur! Come back!
-我希望怨灵把你们都抓住！ -I hope the bhuta get all of you!
-安库尔，拜托 -该死。什么 -Ankur, come on. -Damn. What?
他到底在说什么？ What the fuck is he talking about?
-那么，我们还是要表演吗？ -So, are we still going do the jello thing?
-四个婊子，四个充气娃娃 -Four Bitch Cats. Four sex dolls.
欢迎回来，变态 Welcome back, sickos.
我们来到地下移民者社区就是为了找到这个古早问题 We've come to The Colony Understand
的一个科学的解释 to find a very scientific answer to the age-old question.
要把四个小妞儿给踩死有多困难？ Just how hard is it to crush four chicks to death?
让我们来看看 Let's find out.
你们准备好了吗？ You guys ready?
去死吧！婊子！ Die, bitch!
-哦！ -Oh!
-哦，操 -Oh, fuck.
-我们这边遇上什么了吗？ -Are we having problems here?
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去死吧！婊子！ Die, bitch!
-靠！靠！ -Fuck you! Fuck you!
-你听到了吗？ -Did you hear that?
-听到了，一定是外面有辆车 -Yeah, it must be a car outside.
-把路封起来，伙计 -Close the road, dude.
-天哪！ -Jesus!
安库尔，是你吗？ Ankur, is that you?
-滚开我的舞台！ -Get off my fucking stage!
♪♪
-搞什么鬼？！ -What the fuck?!
♪♪
-玩或死 -Play or die.
玩或死 Play or die.
玩或死 Play or die!
♪♪
-该死。哦，该死，哦，该死！ -Shit. Oh, shit, oh, fuck!
拜托救命！救命！ Please help! Help!
哦，操，操，该死！ Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, shit!
♪♪
-你能平静地去你最后的安息之地吗？！ -May you peacefully go to your final resting place?!
♪♪
-神经了，伙计，我要疯了 -Psycho, man. I'm crazy.
♪♪
-请帮帮我！ -Please help me!
拜托！ Please!
拜托！有人吗！ Please, anybody!
拜托！ Please!
住手！ Cut it out!
救命！ Help me!
有人吗？！ Anybody there?!
住手！ Stop it!
离我远点！ Stay away from me!
♪♪
让我出去！让我出去！ Let me out! Let me out!
不！ No!
♪♪
不！ No!
住手！ Stop it!
♪♪
- 你现在可以在节目中感受到了 - You can feel it in the shows now.
每个人都很生气 Everyone's just so mad.
-没有一点暴力的派对是什么？ -What's a party without a little bit of violence?
-让我们燥起来！ - Let's fuck shit up!
♪♪
-嘎嘎，嘎嘎 -Quack, quack.
嗯 Hmm.
-走你 -There you are.
♪♪
-你好 -Hello.
♪♪
嘿，嗯，我只是。。。 Hey. Um, I just...
好吧 Okay.
嗨 Hi.
我只是在今天去贝塔西格玛艾塔 I just had to record this video
和所有女孩见面后录制了这段视频。 after going to Beta Sigma Eta today and meeting all the girls.
不，这很不好 No, that's bad.
这很不好，不是吗 That's bad. Okay.
好吧 Okay.
我只是想让你知道 I just want you to know that from the moment
从我走进贝塔西格玛艾塔的那一刻起 that I walked into Beta Sigma Eta
我就知道那是我的家。 I knew that it was my home.
我想让你们成为我一生的挚友 I want you girls to be my friends for life,
我不会再申请任何女生联谊会了 and I'm not going to apply to any more sororities.
从我遇见你的那一刻起我就知道了 I knew from the moment that I met you
我们将成为灵魂姐妹花 that we will become soul sisters.
-孤注一掷 -海伦？ -A suicide bid? -Helen?
我以为你在图书馆学习 I thought you were studying at the library.
-你的申请中只填了一个女生联谊会 -You're only putting one sorority on your application.
孤注一掷！ -对，我知道 A suicide bid. -Yeah, I know what
什么是孤注一掷，海伦 a suicide bid is, Helen.
我可不蠢 I'm not stupid.
所以呢？ So, what?
-如果他们说不 -Well, so, if they say no,
你将被从整个联谊会里面踢出来 you will be excluded from the whole sorority process.
这意味着你在整个大一都要 And that means spending your entire freshman year
孤单一人了 as an outcast.
你真的想和那些女孩一起冒险吗？ You really want to take that risk with those girls?
-你什么意思，那些女孩？ -What do you mean, those girls?
-我是说，当她们带我们到处看看的时候？ -I mean, you saw the way they looked at us
你看到了她们看着我们的样子 when they showed us around?
你是说你真的认为她们会同意 You mean you really think they'll say yes
像我们这样的人加入吗？ to people like us?
-是滴，她们不会 -No, not us.
-你有烟吗？ -Do you have a cigarette?
我不抽烟 I can't do this.
天哪，安妮 Jesus Christ, Annie.
你要把保安带过来 You're going to bring security over here.
你们怎么花了这么长时间？ What took you guys so long?
-别把你的内裤弄歪了 -Don't get your panties in a twist.
我们必须搞一些补给 -哦，我的天 We had to get some supplies. -Oh, my God.
- 话说回来莉莉真的很喜欢派对 -Turns out Lily here really likes to party.
-哦，我们要去派对了 -Oh, we are going to party.
-你们明白了吗？ -You guys, you got it?
-你拿到钥匙了吗？ -You got the keys?
-如果我爸爸发现了，他会杀了我 -My dad will kill me if he finds out.
-是的，但是你拿到钥匙了吗？ -Yeah, but do you have the keys?
-你知道我肯定拿到了 -You know I do.
-来吧，我们走！ -Come on, let's go!
来吧，时间到了。 Come on, it's time.
-嘿，林赛 -Hey, Lindsay.
-哦，该死 -哦，我的上帝。 -Oh, shit. -Oh my God.
-我们将度过一个愉快的夜晚 -We're going to have a fun night.
-哦，天哪 -托特学院 -Oh, my gosh. -Tote college.
-她难道不是最可爱的那个吗？ -Isn't she the cutest?
-欢迎！ -Welcome!
-哦，天哪，这个地方太棒了 -Oh, my gosh, this place is incredible.
-很酷对吗？ -Pretty cool, huh?
-哦，伙计，我们喜欢你的评价 -Oh, man, we loved your message.
这是发自内心的 It was so heartfelt.
这些都是姑娘吗？ Wasn't it girls?
-真可爱 -可爱极了 -So cute. -Adorable.
-我们很高兴你为了加入我们的联谊会 -We were so flattered that you would suicide bid
孤注一掷 just to join our sorority.
-是的，永远的朋友 -Yeah, friends forever.
-对，灵魂姐妹花 -Yes, soul sisters.
-灵魂姐妹花！ -灵魂姐妹花！ -Soul sisters! -Soul sisters!
-那么，我们在这里做什么？ -So, what are we doing here?
-你们听说过哥特林的传说吗？ -Have you ever heard of The Legend of Guiltine?
哥特林，一个20多年前来到托特学院上学的 Guiltine, was a pretty young freshman who went here to TCU
漂亮大一新生 maybe 20 years ago.
她想加入一个女生联谊会，就像我们的女生联谊，就和你一样 She wanted to join a sorority, our sorority just like you.
-她绝望而孤独，就像你一样 -And she was desperate and alone, just like you.
-女孩们把她带回了这里，进入了墓地 -And the girls took her back here and into the graveyard.
她们告诉她，为了加入她们的联谊会 And they told her that in order to be a part of their sorority,
她必须在棺材里过夜 she had to spend the night buried in a coffin.
只是他们不仅仅把她留在那里过夜 Only they didn't just leave her there for a night.
他们把她留在那里整整一周 They left her there for an entire week.
-当她们终于把她挖出来。。。 -And when they finally dug her up...
-里面空无一人 -There was no one in it.
-她怎么了？ -What happened to her?
-没人知道 -No one knows.
有人说她已经爬进了地下世界 Some say she just crawled right through into the underworld.
如果你仔细听 And if you listen closely,
有时你能听到敲击声 sometimes you can hear a knocking sound.
那是哥特林发出的声音，绝望和孤独 It's Guiltine, desperate and alone.
她在寻找一个人可以唤醒她 Looking for someone awake who she can take back
把她从阴间带回来 into the underworld to play with.
喝吧！ Drink up!
-莉莉！莉莉！莉莉！莉莉！ -Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily!
-我们有东西给你 -We have something for you.
-一个惊喜，小婊砸 -Surprise, bitch.
-不是吧！ -No way!
-我们希望你加入我们的家庭。是吗，姑娘们？ -We want you to join our family. Right, girls?
我们只需要你先做一件事 We just need you to do one thing first.
-谢谢，好吧 -Thank you. Okay.
-一件小事 -One tiny thing.
-我们希望你在棺材里过一夜 -We need you to spend the night in a coffin.
就像哥特林一样 Just like Guiltine.
-来吧！ -Come on!
-这会很有趣的，我保证 -You're going to have fun,I promise.
-好吧！ -Okay.
-你会被吓得屁滚尿流 -You're going to be scared shitless.
-哦 -Oh.
-安妮，我不知道我是否真的想这么做 -Um, Annie, I don't know if I'm actually want to do this.
-哦，拜托，莉莉 -Oh, come on, Lily.
我们都是这么来的 We all had to do it.
-你们都这么做了？ -You -- you all did this?
-当然 -Sure.
-真的没那么糟 -It really isn't that bad.
我保证 -好吧 I promise. -Okay.
-棺材里的空气足够你呼吸24小时 -There's enough air in a coffin to last you 24 hours.
你呼吸得越快，消耗空气得越多 The faster you breathe, the faster you use up
所以你千万不要怕 your air so you can't panic.
-你可以随时拉这根绳子，铃铛会响的 -You can pull this cord at any time, and it'll ring the bell.
然后我们会把你挖出来 And we'll come and dig you up.
-但如果你这么做了，你就不能 -But if you do, you'll have forfeited your place
加入我们的联谊会了 in our sorority.
-来吧 -Here you go.
我们想看看你有多害怕 We want to see how scared you get.
-所以，你可以看到下面 -And so, you can see down there.
-拿出点勇气 -Just be brave.
真的没那么糟 It really isn't that bad.
安妮可能不会让你整晚待在那里 Annie probably won't let you stay on there all night.
拿着这个 Take this.
只有在你最害怕的而且打算拉绳子的时候 Only open it when you're most scared
才能打开它 and about to pull the cord.
它会给你力量。我向你保证 It'll give you strength. I promise you.
-谢谢你 -Thank you.
-担心哥特林 -Watch out for Guiltine.
如果你听到她的敲击声，不管你做什么 If you hear her knock, whatever you do,
别让她知道你在下面 don't let her know you're down there.
如果你让她知道你还活着 If you let her know you're alive,
她会带你到死人的世界然后拉着你一起去 she will take you back to the world of the dead to play with.
-她就是在吓唬你 -She's just fucking with you.
-B-S-E, B-S-E, B-S-E, B-S-E!
-祝你好运。不要太害怕 -Good luck down there. Don't get too scared.
-哦，它看上去不错而且很舒适 -Oh, it's nice and cozy.
-还有什么要说的吗？ -Any last words?
好吧 Alright.
-莉莉！莉莉！莉莉！莉莉！莉莉！ -Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily!
莉莉！莉莉！莉莉！莉莉！莉莉！ Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily!
-哇哦！ -Whoo!
-哦，土壤，土壤 -Oh, earth, earth.
-哦，潮湿的土壤 -Oh, moist earth.
你带走了我的父亲和我亲爱的母亲 You took away my father and my dear mother.
你带走了我的父亲和我亲爱的母亲 You took away my father and my dear mother,
然后把我也带走吧，因为我很孤独 then take me also for I am very lonely.
-晚安咯 -Nighty-night.
-没关系 -It's okay.
没关系的，别害怕 It's okay, just don't panic.
别害怕 Don't panic.
没事 It's okay.
这就是个流程 It's all just for show.
他们不会把你留在这里的 They're not going to leave you down here.
拜托，你知道他们都这么做过的 Come on, you knew they were going to do this.
我不害怕 I'm not scared.
哦，海伦，如果你现在能看到我 Oh, Helen, if you could see me now.
这个周末你做了什么？ What did you do this weekend?
图书馆哦，太酷了。我嘛？ Library? Oh, that's cool. Me?
哦，你知道，像往常一样，活埋在棺材里 Oh, you know, the usual, just buried alive in a coffin.
好吧，这就是你想要的，不是吗？ No, that's what you want, isn't it?
你想让我失败，这样我就和你一样了 You want me to fail so I can end up like you.
每个星期五的夜晚，悲伤而孤独地渴望男孩 Sad and alone every Friday night wishing a boy,
任何男孩都可以把约你出去 any boy would ask you out.
但我不像你 But I'm not like you.
我和他们一样 I'm like them. 748
没事的 It's okay.
会没事的 It's all going to be okay.
你好？ Hello?
你好？有人吗？ Hello? Hello?
有人吗？ Hello?
-她可能很害怕 -She's probably so scared.
-盒子，那个盒子 -The box, the box.
卧槽？ What the fuck?
-啊，可怜的孩子 -Aw, poor baby.
-可怜的莉莉 -Poor Lily.
♪♪
让我出去！让我出去！让我出去！ Let me out! Let me out! Let me out!
-哦，我的天 -Oh, my God.
-她肯定吓得屁滚尿流了 -She's definitely shit herself.
-让我出去！让我出去！ -Let me out! Let me out!
让我出去！ Let me out!
♪♪
-快去拿铃铛 -Get the bell.
如果他们发现我们在搞恶作剧 If they find out we're doing a hazing prank,
我们都会被开除的 we'll all get expelled.
-靠！我爸爸会杀了我的！ -Fuck! My dad will kill me!
-没有人会被开除 -No one's getting expelled.
我们藏起来，稍后再来 We'll hide and we'll come back later.
-但是莉莉怎么办？ -But what about Lily?
-我说过我们稍后再来 -I said we'll come back later.
走吧 Let's go.
-嘿，我在墓地，呼叫1061 -Hey, dispatch for 1061 at the cemetery,
申请事态升级 do respond with an update.
-我靠 -Fuck this.
让我们在感染肺炎之前回到屋里 Let's get back inside before we catch pneumonia.
-救命！ -Help!
救救我！ I need help!
让我出去！让我出去！ Let me out! Let me out!
让我出去！ Let me out!
让我出去！拜托！ Let me out! Please!
拜托！有人吗！ Please, somebody!
海伦，如果你看到这个 Helen, if you ever see this,
我只是想让你知道我真的很抱歉 I just want you to know that I'm really sorry.
我真是个白痴 I was such an idiot.
你是我最好的朋友 You're my best friend.
你是我唯一真正的朋友 You're my only true friend.
我不知道为什么我认为我能和那些女孩处的来 I don't know why I thought I could fit in with those girls.
我甚至不知道我为什么要这么做 I don't know why I even I wanted to.
我的天爷爷 Oh, my God.
不！不！ No! No!
不不让我出去！ No! No! Let me out!
让我出去！ Let me out!
不！救救我 No! Help me!
让我出去！ Let me out!
我的天爷爷！ Oh, my God!
不不不！ No! No! No!
拜托！不要！ Please! No!
请救救我！ Please help me!
救命！ Please help!
♪♪
不！ No!
救命！ Help!
♪♪
哦我的天爷爷 Oh, my God!
安妮？ Annie?
安妮，放我出去！让我出去！ Annie, let me out! Let me out!
让我出去！ Let me out!
♪♪
我的天爷爷！ Oh, my God!
♪♪
-我他妈的要吐了 -I'm going to be fucking sick.
-你他妈的现在还在拍？ -Are you fucking filming right now?
-我们必须救她 -We have to get her.
-太晚了 -It's too late.
-伊莫根，不 -Imogen, no.
空的 It's empty.
-你在说什么？ -What are you talking about?
-棺材是空的 -The coffin is empty.
莉莉不在里面 Lily isn't inside.
-这是不可能 -That's not possible.
-如果哥特林带走了她怎么办？-别傻了 -What if Guiltine took her? -Don't be stupid.
哥特林就是个传说 Guiltine's just a story.
我们就当从没来过，好吗？ We were never here, okay?
我们再也不提这个了 We never speak of this again.
懂不？ Understand?
-喂？ -Hello?
喂？！ Hello?!
-你好，安妮 -Hello, Annie.
我和哥特林做了笔交易如果她放我走 I made a deal with Guiltine that if she let me go,
我会给她尽可能多的姐妹 I'd give her as many sisters as she could possibly want.
让她组个自己的联谊会 Her own sorority...
灵魂姐妹花 soul sisters.
♪♪
-让我出去！ -Let me out!
让我出去！ Let me out!
让。。我。。出。。去！ Let...me...out!
♪♪
-哦，我的天！安德森，你还活着吗？ -Oh, my God! Anderson, are you alive?
-实话实说，中士。我会死吗？ -Tell it to me straight, Sarge. Am I going to die?
-呃，不，不 -Uh, no, no.
你…会没事的 You're...going to be fine.
-我的腿。我的腿没知觉了 -My legs. I can't feel my legs.
为什么我能感觉到我的腿？ Why can I feel my legs?
-你，你被吓坏了。一切都会好起来的 -Y-You're in shock. Everything will be alright.
-怎么变黑了 -It's all getting dark.
好黑呀 So, so dark.
-该死，他死了 -Ah, dammit, he's dead.
我以为他可以挺过来的 I really thought he was going to make it.
好吧，没有人会被老鼠怪咬成两半 Alright, no one else get bitten in half by the rat monster.
♪♪
-♪ Oi ♪
♪ Yeah, boy ♪
♪♪
-欢迎，欢迎。欢迎来到“奥兹地下城” -Welcome, welcome. Welcome to "Ozzy's Dungeon,"
在那里男男女女为了有机会实现自己的愿望 where boys and girls battle toe-to-toe
你来我往针锋相对 for the opportunity to have their favorite wish granted.
没错，伙计们 That's right, folks.
任何你内心渴望的东西都可以实现 Anything your heart desires can be yours
如果你能够克服重重险阻 if you make it through the obstacle course
来到奥兹地下城 and into Ozzy's Dungeon.
让我们从第一个挑战开始吧！ Let's kick things off with our first challenge!
你准备好了吗？好的 Are you ready? Okay.
然后.. And...
-打那些气球！ -Pop those balloons!
-哦，我们开始了 -Oh, there we go.
♪♪
你想要什么？ What do you wish for?
-我想成为世界上最著名和 -I want to be the most famous and best basketball player
最棒的篮球运动员 ever in the world.
你不想被灌篮，傻瓜 You don't want to get dunked on, fool.
-他会没事的，伙计们 -He's going to be alright, folks.
这就是让奥兹地下城，为何成为地下城 That's what makes Ozzy Dungeon, dungeon-y.
我们的急救队随时待命 Here we go with our first aid team always on standby
去照料哪些可能会遭到意外的 to take care of the boys
男男女女 and girls who might just trip and fall.
他们最终会-- They'll be --
他们最终会平安无事 They'll be okay eventually.
哦 Oh.
我想我妈妈想告诉我一些事情 I think my tum-tum is trying to tell me something.
有人饿了吗？ Anybody else hungry out there?
-我饿呢！-我 -Me! -Me!
-那好吧！ -Alrighty then!
谁没看过那部电影？ Who hasn't seen that movie?
现在，我们的第一队成功地接住了 Now, our first team to successfully catch
这些美味 one of these delicious,
在下一轮里漂亮的火鸡汤 beautiful turkey tonkas in their pie hole
将加在他们的嘴里 will go on to the next round.
让我们开始吧 Let's get started.
准备好了，然后。。。 Ready, and...
-抓住那块肉！ -Catch that meat!
迅速靠近，蓝队 Close, Blue team.
哦，黄队，我们要把嘴巴子 Oh, Yellow team, we're going to have to open
再打开一点 that pie hole a little more.
哦，走你 Oh, there we go.
来吧，让我们张大嘴巴 Let's go. Let's get that mouth open.
♪♪
哦，我们有自己的赢家 Oh, and we have ourselves a winner.
放下它。放下它！ Drop it. Drop it!
好姑娘。告诉我们你的名字和你来自哪里 Good girl. Tell us your name and where you're from.
-唐娜，我来自密歇根州底特律 -Donna, and I'm from Detroit, Michigan.
-哦，来自大D的唐娜 -Oh, Donna from the Big D.
嗯，你是远道而来，对吗？ Well, you traveled quite some way to get here, didn't you?
-嗯。我们一路开车下来 -Mm-hmm. We drove all the way down.
-你自己开的车？ - 嗯 -You drove? -Mm-hmm.
-开的车？ -In a car?
什么？你买不起飞机票吗？ What? You're couldn't to afford to fly?
-我们实际上在做…-好吧。 -We're actually doing -- -Alright.
所以，现在你知道下一个挑战有多难了，不是吗？ So, now you know how hard the next challenge is, don't you?
嗯？现在，没多少人可以做到 Hmm? Now, not many people make it.
事实上，没有人有，唐娜 In fact, nobody has, Donna.
但我有一种感觉 But I got a feeling.
哦，是的，我有一种感觉 Oh, yeah, I got a feeling.
这种感觉从我的脚开始 And that feeling starts down in my feet.
他越来越往上走，越来越往上走 And it goes higher and higher, and it rises higher and higher.
其他人有感觉吗？ Does anybody else have that?
-哦对的 -Oh, yes.
哦，你能感觉到吗，唐娜？ Oh, can you feel it Donna?
现在告诉我 Now tell me.
是什么让你觉得自己 What makes you think you are better
比你之前的所有男孩和女孩都好的？ than all the boys and girls that came before you?
-我的家人说只要我用心 -Well, my family says that I can do anything
我什么都能办到 I put my mind to.
我知道我可以 I know I can.
-对。当然 -Right. Sure.
我们会知道的 We'll see about that.
我喜欢这个 I like this one.
好吧，行，唐娜 Okay, well, Donna,
让我们说命运对你微笑，通过一些不可思议的奇迹 let's just say that fate does smile upon you
你一路走到了这里。。。 and by some absurd miracle you make it all the way...
你打算许什么愿？ What are you going to wish for?
-我许愿... -I'm going to wish for...
♪♪
-有什么隐藏的才能我应该知道吗？ -Any hidden talents out there I should know about?
♪♪
欢迎回到“奥兹的地下城” And welcome back to "Ozzy's Dungeon."
我和剩下的两位选手在这里 I'm here with the two remaining contestants.
我们有来自密歇根州底特律大D区的唐娜， We have Donna from the big D, Detroit, Michigan,
还有来自加利福尼亚州洛杉矶 and Timmy from the City of Angels,
天使之城的蒂米 Los Angeles, California.
好了，那么谁准备好迎接最后的挑战了？ Okay, so who's ready for the final challenge?
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好了，孩子们，我们将从 Okay, kids, we are going to start
穿过奥兹的小孔开始 by making our way through Ozzy's orifices
然后我们回去寻找裂缝岩石 and make our way back to find
中隐藏的旗帜 a hidden flag in the cracked rock.
然后我们爬上梯子，穿过嘴洞，穿过喉咙 Then up the ladder we go and through the mouth hole
最后到达是一个恶心的、脏兮兮的胃袋。 and down the throat ended in this yucky, mucky mix stomach.
然后穿过绿色果冻粘液 And then through the green jello,
我们要搜索 we're going to search and we're going to find
我们要找到自己的红旗 ourselves a red flag.
带着红旗 And with that red flag,
我们要一路匍匐 we're going to crawl on our hands
通过大肠 and knees through the large intestine
然后通过大便滑道逃生 and then out through the poop chute escape route.
哎呀！ Eww!
现在，如果你赶时间 Now, if you beat the clock,
你必须在时间结束前给我拿到红旗 and you get me that red flag before the time runs out,
你将是第一个 you will be the first contestant
进入地牢的选手 to ever to make it to the dungeon,
然后遇见奥兹，许下最心爱的愿望 meet Ozzy and have that favorite wish...
然后获得奖励 granted.
-耶！ -Yay!
-好吧，现在，在开始之前 -Okay, now before anything, let us have one minute
让我们先小憩一分钟 on the clock, please.
等等，孩子们，等等。等我信号 Wait, kids, wait. Wait for my go.
预备备 On your marks...
开始 ...get set...
开始！穿过孔洞 Go! Through the orifices.
他们通过…哦！ And they're off through the -- Oh!
蒂米，真是个糟糕的比赛开始 Timmy, what a horrible start to the game.
好吧，一个糟糕的开始 Let's go. That's a terrible start.
现在去抓或拿那面旗子。我们走吧 Now go catch or get that flag. Let's get going.
唐娜已经拿到了红旗 Oh, Donna's already gotten that red flag
她爬上了梯子 and has made her way up the ladder.
-上呀，宝贝！ -Let's go, baby!
-她就这样从喉咙下来了 -And here she comes down the throat.
好吧，让我们四处找找看那面红旗 Alright, let's dig around for that red flag.
哦，蒂米正在缩小差距 Oh, Timmy's closing the gap.
哦，很冒险。但很好，提米 Oh, adventurous. Very good, Timmy.
你真的做到了 You actually made it.
好了，伙计们，我们不想把西装弄乱 Alright folks, we don't want to get the suit messy.
我们找到了吗？哦，上帝，你拿到了国旗。 Did we find -- Oh, God, you got the flag.
进入肠道 Into the intestine you go.
提米状态不太好 Timmy is not very good at all.
其中一个--他来了 One of these -- There he goes.
哦，蒂米差点站在那里一秒钟 Oh, Timmy almost stood up there for a second.
好吧，让我们看看谁会率先 Okay, let's see who's going to make it
出现在这个漂亮的粉红色大洞前面 outside of this nice big, long pink hole first.
谁会率先通过 Who is going to make it out of the long
这片盘肠？ and winding intestine first?
哦，她来了 Oh, there she is.
唐娜出来了-- It's Donna coming out --
哦，有人发出嘘声 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo.
-不！不，唐娜！ -No! No, Donna!
唐娜！不，让我走！ Donna! No, let me go!
我要抓住提米！你不能这样做！ I'mma get Timmy! You can't do this!
-哦，天哪 -Oh, Jesus.
我们可能需要一个创可贴 We might need a band-aid.
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哦，看在上帝的份上。别把它挂在我的鞋上 Oh, for sakes. Don't get that on my shoes.
别这样。给你 Don't get that. There you go.
你出来了，继续走。我们走吧，唐娜 You're out, keep going. Let's go, Donna.
♪♪
-请停止游戏 -Stop the game, please.
请停止游戏 Please stop the game!
-等等，你他妈的！ -请停止游戏！ -Wait, you mother! -Please stop the game!
♪♪
-…娜上来了 -...onna coming up.
哦，有人发出嘘声 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo.
-唐娜来了 -Donna coming up.
哦，有人发出嘘声 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo.
-唐娜过来了 -Donna coming up.
哦，有人发出嘘声 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo.
-不，唐娜！ -No, Donna!
唐娜！ Donna!
♪♪
-把那个狗屎关掉 -Take that shit off.
-好的，妈妈 -Yes, mom.
-你知道你在哪里吗？ -Do you know where you're at?
-嗯？ -Huh?
-嗯？ -Hmm?
这些对你来说都不熟悉吗？ Does none of this look familiar to you?
-这是我的套装 -This is my set.
-这是一个非常好的复制品，嗯？ - It's a damn good replica, huh?
哦，拜托 Oh, come on.
你会伤马库斯的心的 You're going to hurt Marcus' feelings.
他为此付出了很大努力 -，是吗，马库斯？ He worked real hard on this. -Marcus?
-难道不是吗，宝贝？ -我不认识马库斯 -Didn't you, baby? -I don't know a Marcus.
-对 -Yeah.
-好吧，我女儿唐娜怎么样？ -Okay, how about Donna, my daughter?
-谁 -来自底特律那个？ -Who? -From Detroit?
-我不认识底特律的唐娜 -I don't know a Donna from Detroit.
我们有很多孩子在片场 We got a lot of kids on the set.
-一共有多少人？ -How many were made to?
-啊！ -Ah!
-你签署了免责书。你签署了免责书 -You signed waiver. You signed a waiver.
每个人——每个人都签署免责书 Everyone -- everyone signs a waiver.
-宝贝？ -Baby?
-宝贝？拜托，甜心 -Baby? Come on, honey.
-谁会在乎他妈的免责书，黑鬼吗？ -Who gives a fuck about a goddamn waiver, nigga?
-亲爱的，亲爱的，注意你的血压 -Honey, honey, your blood pressure.
-妈妈？ -我只是-- -Mama? -I just --
我想我只需要脱下这件衬衫 I think I just need to this shirt off.
你他妈的 You fuck.
只是。。。 Just...
哦，我的天 Oh, my God.
-你在干什么？ -What are you doing?
-这样更好 -That's better.
你知道我觉得它像什么吗？ You know what it looked like to me?
是你们这些混蛋创造了一个不可能的障碍赛道 Is that you motherfuckers created an impossible ass
把一个小明星毁了 obstacle course that mangled up a little star.
她本将成为那个人 She was going to be the one.
她本将成为那个成功离开的人 She's going to be the one to get out.
没关系 It's okay.
但看看那条腿！ But look at that leg!
让他看看那该死的东西！ Show him that mangled shit!
看？看到了吗 -啊！ See? See? -Ah!
为什么它看起来。。。？ Why's it look...?
-没人想在大屏幕上看到这个 -Don't nobody want to see that on the big screen.
它看起来像什么？ What does it look like?
-我不知道。它看起来像什么？说出来！ -I don't know. It look -- -What it look like? Say it!
-我不知道，它看起来…-看起来像狗肉！ -I don't know, it looks -- -It looks like dog meat!
-它看起来像狗肉，好吗？ -It looks like dog meat, okay?
-操，混蛋 -Fuck you, asshole.
-别这样，宝贝 -Don't do that, baby.
-对不起 -I'm sorry.
在一切取消之前，我们差点就赢了 We almost had a winner before everything was canceled.
好吧，我的意思是，节目没有被操纵 Okay, I mean, the show isn't rigged.
--你个表演婊，洛杉矶的混蛋让我的阴毛 --You showbiz, LA motherfuckers make my goddamn pussy drier
比他妈的撒蛤拉沙漠还要干 than the Sahary Desert.
-撒哈拉，亲爱的 -闭嘴 -Sahara, honey. -Shut the fuck up.
-哦，操 -Oh, fuck.
-让我们只是-- -Let's just --
只要说它没有被操纵。-不 just say it's not rigged. -No.
-你不能证明这个理论吗？ -Would you can't prove that theory?
-什么？ -蛤？！ -What? -Huh?!
-什么？你他妈的在说什么？ -What? What are you fucking talking about?
-弗雷德，把罐子给我 -Fred, get me the jug.
-哪一个？ -W-Which one?
-那个没装水的 -The one that's not water.
-你不能这样做，亲爱的 -You can't do this, honey.
-别逼我说第二遍 -I won't say it again.
-什么他妈的在里面？嗯？ -The fuck is in that? Huh?
-什么他妈的在里面？ -What the fuck is in that?
我不是和你说了 -Didn't I tell you I'd get your dream cast
照我说的做我就让你当你的演员吗？ if you did what I told you to do?
-是吗 -这是什么？ -Yeah. -The fuck?
我的人知道我在这里 My people know I'm here.
-他们会来找我的，你知道吗？ -They're going to come for me, you know, right?
他们会来找我的，这他妈的是什么？ They'll come for me. The fuck is that?
啊！见鬼！ Ah! Fuck!
-亲爱的 -离我远点 -Honey! -Keep that shit away from me.
-把他扶起来 -Get him up.
-看，如果我们给每个孩子他们的愿望，我们什么都干不成 -Look if we gave every kid their wish, we'd be fucked.
你知道我们有预算 You know we're on a budget.
啊！ Ah!
哦，怎么了？嗯？ Oh, what's the matter? Huh?
你担心你那张漂亮的脸会冒泡 Are you worried about that pretty face of yours bubbling up
然后融化在我的地板上？ and melting off on my floor?
-只是…-嗯？ -Just... -Huh?
闻闻！ Smell that!
哦 Ooh.
欢迎，欢迎，欢迎 Welcome, welcome, welcome.
-你他妈的在干什么？ -The fuck you doing?
-这是第一个挑战 -This is the first challenge.
-不，不，我需要头盔！ -No, No. No, I need helmet!
三，二，一！不，解开我！ -Three, two, one! No, untie me!
直到我 -开始 Until me! -Charge!
哦哦，操！ Oh! Oh, fuck!
-你准备好迎接下一个挑战了吗？ -Are you ready for our next challenge?
蛤？ Huh?
-你饿了吗？ -Are you hungry?
因为现在是午餐时间！ 'Cause it's lunchtime!
好吧-卧槽？ Alright. -What the fuck?
-三，二，一！ -Three, two, one!
抓住那块肉！ Catch that meat!
-不！不不 -No! No! No!
-哦 -不 -Ooh! -No!
-来吧，姑娘 -Come on, girl.
来吧 - 不！ There you go. -No!
-抓住它！来吧，小狗狗，抓住它！ -Catch it! Come on, puppy, catch it!
-我真的抓不住它 -I can't really catch it.
-抓住它-我在努力！ -Catch it. -I'm trying!
-抓住它-我在努力！ -Catch it! -I'm trying!
-来吧，女孩。让我告诉你怎么做 -Come on, girl. Let me show you how you do this.
-我抓不住它 -I can't catch it.
-你得马上上去然后。。。 -You got to go right up here and then...
把它都放在他的嘴里 Just get it all up in his pie hole.
啊，没错，小狗 Ah, that's right, puppy.
味道好吗？ Taste good?
哦，该死 Oh, shit.
♪♪
-啊 -Ah.
布兰登，把那该死的相机从地板上拿开 Brandon, get that damn camera off the floor.
♪♪
好吧，游戏先生展示了玩法 Okay, Mr. game shows host.
现在，当我说，你要跳过这些孔 Now when I say, you're going to jump through these orifices.
爬上梯子，从嘴里爬出来 Go up to the ladder, climbing through the mouth,
从胃部滑过滑梯进入这里的游泳池 down the slide through the stomach into this pool here.
嗯，嗯 Mm-mm-mmm.
-哦，我的天 -Oh, my God.
然后你会找到一面旗帜 Then you're going to find a flag.
当你找到旗子时 When you find that flag,
你会从这边出来 you're going to come out this way,
穿过内脏 go through the guts, make your way through
从他们中间穿过去知道你出来为止 all their slip and slide until you get to the exit.
你有60秒 You got 60 seconds.
♪♪
-这些棕色的东西是什么？ -What's all the brown stuff?
嗯，这肯定不是豆瓣酱 Well, it sure ain't bean dip.
-如果我没完成怎么办？ -What if I don't finish?
千万别！ Don't!
-准备好 -好的 -Get set. -Okay.
-准备好，开始！ -Get ready, go!
-来吧，小狗，来吧 -Come on puppy, come on.
-跑，跑，跑！ -Make that run, make that run, make that run!
-走你 -There you go.
耶！ Yeah!
-我做不到，做不到！ -I can't. I can't.
你还可以的！ You still got more to do!
♪♪
-从拉屎射手下面走 -Down the pooper shooter.
-我不认为我能过去 -I don't think I can get through it.
-继续前进 -Push on through.
-哦哦哦 -Oh, oh, oh.
时间不等人 Time is running down.
他做到了吗？ Will he make it?
♪♪
穿过屎城 Through shit city.
过来 Come on down.
-我来了，来了 -I'm coming. I'm coming.
我做不到，做不到 I can do it. I can do it.
我做到了！我做到了！我做到了！ I did it! I did it! I did it!
我赢了你愚蠢的比赛 I won your stupid game.
-你就是办不到，是吗，孩子？ -Just couldn't do it, could you, son?
-我他妈的把钟打响了 -I beat the fucking clock.
我他妈的把钟打响了 I beat the fucking clock.
-你晚了几秒钟 -You're a few seconds too late.
很抱歉 So sorry.
-布兰登，把他扶起来 -Brandon, get him up.
-不！ -No!
-没有赢家 -No winners.
没有愿望 No wishes.
只是疼痛 Just pain.
-这是什么？这是什么？ -What's this? What is this?
那是什么东西？这是什么？ What is that thing? What is this?
这是什么？ What is this?
愿望 Wishes.
这都是关于愿望的，对吧？对吗？ This is all about wishes, right? Right?
我可以帮助实现她的愿望。我可以帮你 I can help get her wish granted. I can help you.
-你现在在和我讨价还价吗？ -Are you fucking with me right now?
不，没有 -No, no.
-我以为奥兹已经离开了世界，被取消了。 -I thought Ozzy was off world, canceled.
-我知道它在哪里 -I know where it is.
我知道它在哪里 I know where it is.
-宝贝，那玩意儿能来个超特写吗？ -Baby, does that thing do super close ups?
因为我要告诉你们怎么来一个该死的- Because I'm going to show you all how to make a goddamned --
-不！不！我会带你去的！ -No! No! I'll take you to it!
我会带你去的！ I'll take you to it!
我会带你去的！ I'll take you to it.
♪♪
-搞什么鬼？ -What the hell?
♪♪
-保安有点…加强了 -Security's gotten a little...beefy.
-好吧，没关系。没关系 -Alright, that's okay. That's alright.
-我们不能再这样下去了 -We can't go in this way anymore.
我们得去后面 We got to go to the back.
-你他妈的什么意思是说他不能这样走？ -What the fuck you mean he can't go in this way?
该死的 Goddamn it.
-你记得这个吗，唐娜？ -You remember this, Donna?
-别跟他说话，宝贝 -Don't talk to him, baby.
-没关系。没关系 -It's okay. It's alright.
你别招惹我的女孩 You leave my girl alone.
你做得够多了 You did done enough.
-没关系 -It's okay.
你相信这家伙吗，宝贝？ Do you trust this guy, baby?
-该死，不 -Hell no,
但这是我们必须去的地方 but this is where we have to be.
♪♪
-哦，该死 -Oh, shit.
♪♪
哦，该死 Oh, shit.
♪♪
-去吧，亲爱的 -好的 -Go ahead, honey. -Okay.
-走吧，我跟着你 -Go on, I'll follow you.
-好吧，唐娜宝贝 -Alright, Donna baby.
妈妈说她会实现你的愿望 Mama said she's gonna get your wish.
我会实现你的愿望 I'mma get your wish.
♪♪
-这是一个真正的洞穴 -This is an actual cave.
-你他妈说真正的洞穴是个什么意思？ -What the fuck do you mean an actual cave?
-我以前从未经过过这扇门 -I never been past the door before.
-哦，该死的 -Oh, Goddammit.
我们会没事的 We're gonna be alright.
我保证我比我们在这里发现的任何东西都要卑鄙 I guarantee I'm meaner than anything we'll find down here.
我们想要那辆新车和一千万到一千五百万美元。好吗？ We want that new car and $10 -- $15 million. Okay?
-别向她保证这些 -Don't' promise her all that stuff.
-闭上你的臭嘴，维尼 -Shut the fuck up, Vinn.
-啊，妈妈，我害怕 -Yeah, mama, I'm scared.
这里太黑了 It's so dark in here.
-你听到音乐了吗？宝贝 -Do you hear that music, baby?
-额 -没有？ -Mnh-mnh. -No?
这是怎么了？ Wha-- What the?
这是什么？ What's that?
-宝贝？ -Baby?
♪♪
-等等 -Wait.
♪♪
等等 Wait.
♪♪
-什么？ -What?
♪♪
来 Here.
没事的 It's fine.
-你要干什么？ -What are you doing?
没事的 -It's fine.
♪♪
它让我十分确信 It knows my aura.
♪♪
许一个好的愿望，孩子 Make it a good wish, kid.
♪♪
-妈妈，爸爸？这是怎么回事？ -Mom, Dad? What the fuck is that?
妈妈，爸爸，怎么了-- Mom, Dad, what --
♪♪
-这他妈是怎么了？ -不！ -What the fuck? -No!
-天爷爷！ -妈妈！ -Jesus! -Mom!
爸爸！ Dad!
这他妈是怎么了？！ What the fuck?!
这他妈的--这他妈的她是怎么-- What the -- What the hell she --
-趴下，趴下 -Get down, get down.
这是怎么...？ What the...?
我不知道 I don't understand.
这他妈是怎么回事？ What the fuck is going on?
-哦！ -Oh!
-你做了什么，婊子？！你做了什么？ -What did you do, bitch?! What did you do?!
♪♪
-你他妈的在干什么，屌丝？ -What the fuck are you doing,loser?
嘿嘿，那是我的相机吗？ Hey.Hey, is that my camera?
-不要用胶带盖住我的新-- -Don't tape over my new --
-嘿 -Hey.
嘿 Hey.
哦哦，你喜欢吗？ Oh. Oh, you like that?
哦，你喜欢吗？是的，我想喜欢的 Oh, you like these? Yeah, I thought you would.
对，我一身腱子肉 Yeah, I'm a big boy.
哦，你喜欢大肌霸对吗？是的，你喜欢的 Oh, you like big boys? Yeah, I though you did.
最好有人打电话给兽医，这些蟒蛇病了 Somebody better call the vet, these pythons are sick.
-亲爱的，你在说什么？ -Did you say something, honey?
-哦哦哦--先别进来 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't -- don't come in.
别进来，我在学习 Don't do that in. I'm studying.
-好的。你午餐想吃什么？ -Okay. What do you want for lunch?
-火锅 -Hot pockets.
行呀，可以的 God, of course.
-见鬼 -Holy shit.
嘿，嘿。嘿嘿嘿 Hey, hey. Hey. Hey! Hey!
嘿，你在那里。--这是照相机吗？ Hey, you there. Get -- Is that a camera?
请不要--我要告诉你爸妈 Do not -- I will tell your parents.
不！ No!
见鬼！ Goddammit!
-哟嘘嘘 -Yo, shh, shh, shh.
-小声点 -Shh, shh.
-哟，我们要不要吃冰淇淋？ -Yo, should we get the cream?
-再来一次，再来一次 -Do it again, do it again.
-哦！ -Oh!
-天哪 -博纳 -Holy Shit. -Boner.
博纳，发生了什么事，兄弟 -发生什么事了，伙计？ Boner, what happened, bro? -What happened, buddy?
-巴斯特 -你刚才是在自慰吗？ -Buster. -Did you just jizz on himself?
-那是射了吗，兄弟？ -Was that streaming, bro?
-哇，伙计，这他妈的太疯狂了 -Whoa, dude, this is fucking crazy.
-哇-卧槽？ -Whoa. -What the fuck?
-哇，那是什么？ -Whoa, what is that?
-什么…哟 -What the -- yo.
-啊，伙计，这是一条扭曲的大蛇，兄弟。 -Ah, dude, that's one gnarly ass snake, bro.
-一条水蟒 -Anaconda.
-看那条裙子，伙计 -Look at that strip, dude.
-哦！ -Oh!
哟-哎呀！妈的，兄弟 Yo! -Eww! Shit, bro.
-嘿，邦纳，为了50美分，现在就吃了它 -Hey, Boner, for 50 cents, eat it right now.
-我会为了50美分吃你妈的，兄弟 -I'll eat your fucking mom for 50 cents, bro.
-哟！ -Yo.
-哦！ -Oh!
-我不相信这把戏 -I don't believe this kid.
-哟，在这之后，我们应该到百视达的楼梯上去，是吗？ -Yo, after this we should hit the stairs by Blockbuster, yeah?
-不，伙计，摇摇无线电好多了 -Nah, dude, RadioShack's so much better.
-不，伙计，我昨天刚刚去那里 -No, dude, I was just there yesterday.
-不。你被困住了，兄弟 -Nah. You're tripping, bro.
-兄弟，你知道我觉得他们是谁吗？ -Bro, you know who they seem like to me?
-哦见鬼 -Oh, shit.
-靠 -伙计 -Fuck. -Dude.
-兄弟，你没事吧？ -Bro, you're good?
-我没事 -哦 -I'm okay. -Oh!
-哦，伙计。这正常吗？ -Oh, dude. That's not right?
-哦，该死。这正常吗-不，不 -Oh, shit. I-Is this normal? -No, no.
-对，这不正常 -No, it is not normal.
-戴夫，这不是真的。这是不可能的-- -Dave, it's not real. There's no way --
-好吧，我告诉你，这是真的 -Okay, I'm telling you, it's real.
你们需要更认真地对待这件事 And you guys need to take this shit more seriously.
-是的，对 -是的，这太疯狂了 -Yeah, right. -Yeah, that'd be crazy.
-好吧，你知道吗？先看看吧 -Okay, you know what? Just watch.
新年来了，所有不信教的人 Come New Years and all you nonbelievers
都会玩完，无一例外 are gonna be fucked, and there's no way in hell
我会让你，你们其中一个进到我 I'm letting you, either of you into my sick
他妈的地下掩体里面去 Y2K bomb shelter crib.
-哦，不。如果没有邦纳的防空洞 -Oh no. What are we going to do without --
我们该怎么办--，伙计 -Boner's bomb shelter, dude.
打开门-闭嘴 Open the door. -Shut up.
-哟，你他妈的在写什么？ -Yo, what the fuck are you writing?
-我需要的补给，好嘛？ -My supplies, okay?
我需要卫生纸，避孕套，当然，还有-- I need to have TP, condoms, obviously, and then --
-为什么 -你说为什么是什么意思？ -Why? -What do you mean why?
-我觉得世界末日比你上床 -I think the world ending is more likely
的可能性大，兄弟 than you get laid, bro.
-百分之百，伙计 -100 fucking percent, dude.
-这台他妈的蠢了--这会起作用的 -This is the dumbest -- -It's gonna work.
-这太他妈的蠢了--这会起作用的 -This is the dumbest -- -It's gonna to work!
-你他妈的脑袋长到屁股上去了 -You're a fucking idiot.
-兄弟，这肯定会成功的 -Bro, it's for sure going to work.
我在《坦白相机》杂志上看到的 I saw it on "Candid Camera."
-上帝呀 -God.
-看，它实际上是隐形的 -Look, it's practically invisible.
嘿，伙计们。嘿 Hey, guys. Hey. Hehe.
-跟我来 -好吧，冷静点，兄弟 -Follow me. -Alright, play it cool, bro.
-他没事吧？ -Is he okay?
-嘿，女士们 -Hey, ladies.
发生什么事？你们好吗？ What's going on? How you guys doing?
-嗨 -你好 -Hi. -Hi.
-你们叫什么名字？ -What are you guys' names?
-我是卡西迪，这是艾玛 -I'm Cassidy, and this is Emma.
-卡西迪，艾玛，艾玛，卡西迪。酷 -Cassidy, Emma, Emma, Cassidy. Cool.
我叫布雷基，我的朋友叫我布雷克斯 My name is Breckie, and my friends call me Brex.
喜欢音乐之类的。我有个问题要问你们 Like music and stuff. Um, I got a question for you guys.
我和一些朋友在这里 Um, I'm with some friends over here,
但我们有点饿了 but we're kind of hungry.
-那是照相机吗-不 -Is that a camera? -No.
-你是认真的吗-不，不 -Are you serious? -No, no.
-哇，你真变态。你这个小混蛋 -Wow, you are so perverted. You little creep.
-是的，你最好快跑，你这个混蛋 -Yeah, you better run, you creep.
-我喜欢你的裙子！ -I like your dress!
-哦，耶 -Oh, yeah.
哦，见鬼 Oh, shit.
- 真他妈的热。倒霉 - So fucking hot. Shit.
-走，走 -Go, go.
-哦，我的天。你没有骗人 -Oh, my God. You weren't lying.
-伙计，自从她搬进来后，她每天都在外面 -Dude, she's out there every day since she moved in.
你洗一辆汽车要多久？ How many times can you clean a car?
-我告诉你，我脑袋里的色色前三名是什么 -I'm telling you, my new top three in the spank bank,
莎拉·米歇尔·盖拉，布兰妮·斯皮尔斯 Sarah Michelle Gellar, Britney Spears
还有旁边那个小妞 and this chick over there.
-你很幸运你能住在 -You are so lucky you get to live across the street
那个混蛋对面 - 伙计，我知道，我知道 from that piece of ass. -Dude, I know, I know.
-瞧，她弯腰了，瞧 -Look, she's bending over. Look.
-哦 -哦！ -Oh. -Oh!
-嘿，伙计们，你们在干什么？ -Hey, guys, what are you doing?
-嘘！ -别管闲事，蠢货 -Boo! -Mind your business, dickweed.
-嘿，我说邀请来我的房间怎么样 -Hey, what did I say about coming to my room
拜托，亲爱的 with an invite? -Come on, Dyl.
-出去！ -我可没喊你来 -Out! -I'm not intruding.
-现在！ -Now!
-见鬼 -Goddammit.
-他会告密吗？ -Is he gonna snitch?
-不，我们正在扣着他的战锤游戏作为要挟 -Nah, we're holding his Warhammer set hostage.
我们很好 We're good.
-伙计，我们走吧 -太棒了 -Dude, let's go. -Awesome.
-天哪！ -Holy shit!
-看看她在水管上的手，兄弟。 -Look at her hand on that hose, bro.
-看那个抓地力，伙计 -Look at that grip, man.
-哦，是的，伙计 -Oh, yeah, dude.
-哇，哇，哇 -不！ -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -No!
-不-不，动下你的车！ -No! -No, move your van!
-你是认真的吗-就在前面 -Are you serious? -Right in front.
-真是见鬼了，伙计 -It's bullshit, man.
-该死 -来吧，伙计 -Goddamn. -Come on, dude.
-讨厌的家伙 -这太糟了，兄弟 -Hate this guy. -This sucks, bro.
-嘿，把你的短裤拉长一点 -Hey, pull your shorts up a little.
-哦，他准备好了 -Oh, he's got to get ready.
-别开枪，兄弟 -嘿伙计嘿 -No shot, bro. -Hey, man. Hey.
-哦，他觉得… -来吧，来吧 -Oh, does he think -- -Come on. Come on.
-他认为她会这么做吗？ -Does he think she's going to go for that?
-兄弟 -哦，不，伙计 -Bro. -Oh, nah, dude.
-你可以看到她看起来有多恶心 -You can see how disgusted she looks.
-不是那个！哦 -哦，该死！ -Not that! Ow! -Oh, shit!
-她刚走了 -等等 -She -- she just went -- -Wait.
那是新的麦金塔电脑吗？ Is that a new Macintosh?
她想，她想资助我上大学？ She trying -- she trying to fund my college?
-你可以做我的糖妈 -You could do my sugar mama.
-哦，伙计，你和我说，伙计 -Oh, dude, you're telling me, man.
-伙计，他还在和她说话 -Dude, he's still talking to her.
-滚开 -嘿 -Get lost. -Hey!
-她要走了 -她听不见你说话 -She's walking away. -She can't hear you.
-她不感兴趣 -She's not interested.
-走吧，伙计 -现在别激动，兄弟 -Leave, dude. -Now. Get over yourself, bro.
-不！-不！ -No! -No!
-不，伙计！ -No, man!
-不是该死的 -哦！ -Not the damn -- oh!
-哦，该死，兄弟 -Oh, shit, bro.
-哦，见鬼 -Oh, shit.
-快走 -兄弟 -Get out of here. -Bro.
♪♪
-这些奇怪的雕像是怎么回事？ -What's with all the weird statues?
-也许她的家是欧洲人？ -Maybe her family's European?
-他们有品位，性情奔放 -They are classy and sexually liberal.
-嗯 -哦 -Mm. -Oh.
-伙计，这就是我要说的 -Dude, that is what I'm talking about.
-我想我恋爱了 -I think I'm in love.
♪♪
-哦 -哦，我的天爷爷 -Ooh. -Oh, my God.
-她要去洗澡了。走，走，走 -She's going for the shower. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
-快快快 -她要裸替了 -Please, please, please. -She's going to get naked.
-拜托 -不！不！ -Please. -No, no!
-别再做了-不 -Don't do any more! -No!
-该死的 -Goddammit.
-我们必须找个一个更好的角度 -We've got to get a better angle.
-好的，我花100美元从你那里买保险箱 -Okay, I will buy the safe from you for $100.
-一把子买卖 -Final offer.
-松开链子，兄弟 -Be off the chain, bro.
你有利普簿置科特，你还有克徕帝 You got Limp Bizkit, you got Creed,
你都有，你还有-- you got Whole, you got --
-嘿，伙计们，让她出去吧 -Hey, guys, let's her Boner out.
我们走吧 Let's here Boner out.
-啊！ -Ah!
-伙计，我发誓 -Dude, I swear to --
-我抓到你了 - 哦，拜--闭嘴，伙计 -I got your concert. -Oh, come -- Shut up, dude.
-来吧，来吧，我现在要杀了它 -Come on, come on, I'm killing it right now.
-不 -滚 -No. -Lame.
-你们这群家伙真的很逊 -Your brother sucks.
-哦，该死 -Oh, shit.
-哦 -等等 -Oh. -Wait.
-他拿到了他的小婴儿垫 -He's got his little baby pads.
-他在做什么 -见鬼 -What is he doing? -Fuck.
-我不敢相信我和他有亲戚关系 -I can't believe I'm related to him.
-嘿，看 -哦 -Hey, look. -Oh.
-他不会告我们的密，对吧？ -He's not going to snitch on us, right?
因为我非常需要这个，真的很需要 'Cause I need this, like, really badly.
-搞什么鬼 -哟，你不只是走上去 -What the fuck? -Yo, you don't just walk up
然后跟女孩子搭讪吧 and talk to a girl like that.
-离她远点-卧槽？！ -Get away from her. -What the fuck?!
-哟，她是自愿解接触他的吗？ -Yo, did she just voluntarily touch him?
-她牵着他的手吗？ -Is she holding his hand?
-现在没有 -This is not happening right now.
-哇哦 -他--他进去了吗 -Whoa. -Is he -- he's going inside.
-伙计，见鬼 -Dude. Holy shit.
-她肯定很为他感到难过 -She probably feels bad for him.
-哦，我的天爷爷，我也希望他为我感到难过 -Oh, my God. I want her to feel bad for me every day.
-布雷迪就是个该死的皮条客 -Brady is a goddamn pimp.
-嘿，闭嘴，伙计 -Hey, shut up, man.
-布雷迪，伙计，疯狂的致敬 -Brady, dude, mad respect.
-哟，她有男朋友吗？ -Yo, does she have a boyfriend, though?
-她闻起来怎么样？ -What does she smell like?
她有性感女孩的类味吗？ Does she have the hot girl stink?
-谁？桑德拉吗？ -Who? Sandra?
-天哪 -你是在直呼其名吗？ -Holy shit. -You're on a first name basis?
-嘿嘿嘿，让他说 -Hey, hey, hey, let the kid talk.
-哦，我的天爷爷 -Oh, my God.
是的，我应该过去帮她布置一下 -Yeah, I'm supposed to go over and help her set up
明天的一个网络摄像头 a webcam tomorrow so...
-哦，该死，伙计 -Oh, shit, dude.
-听起来像是约会 -Sounds like a date.
-吼，我从没想到过他竟然比他的哥哥 -Yo, I never would have guessed he's got more game
玩的花样还多 than his big bro.
-喂，闭嘴！ -Yo, shut the fuck up!
我有个主意 I've got an idea.
-好吧，让我静静。有可能吗？ -Alright, just level me. Is it possible?
-是的，我可以安装间谍软件程序 -Yeah, I could install a spyware program,
但如果我被发现，她会杀了我 but if I get caught, she'll -- she'll kill me.
-你会死的像个英雄 -Then you'll die hero.
-布雷迪，如果你这样做，你会成为他妈的传奇 -Brady, if you do this, you'll be a fucking legend,
而且你今晚可以和我们一起出去玩 plus you can hang out with us tonight.
-真的吗？ -Really?
-他在里面，伙计们 -He's in, boys.
-好了 -There we go.
-别看--转身！ -Don't look -- -Turn around!
-哦，我的天-该死的布雷迪 -Oh, my God. -Fucking Brady.
-伙计，你哥哥。哦，我的天 -Dude, your brother. Oh, my God.
-我的天爷爷 -Jesus Christ.
-嘿 -Hey.
也许她是个雕塑家 Maybe she's a sculptor.
-伙计，他们看起来有点像博纳 -Dude, they kind of look like Boner.
-嘿，嘿 -好吧，是的 -Hey, hey. -Okay, yeah.
-小心点 -Better looking.
-闭嘴 -Shut up.
-亲爱的，阁楼上 -Dear, Penthouse.
-见鬼 -Goddamn.
-好了，好了，把它包起来 -Alright, alright, wrap it off.
-嗯，我非常需要这个 -Mm, I need this so badly.
-妈的，伙计。-我看不得 -Shit, man. -I can't watch.
-我要吐了 -I'm going to throw up.
-没关系，邦纳 -It's okay, Boner.
-哦，我有点紧张 -Yeah, I'm kind of nervous.
-要么现在，要么不干了，伙计。走，走，走。 -Now or never, dude. Go, go, go.
-间谍软件到底是什么？ -What the hell is spyware anyway?
-好吧 -见鬼 -Okay. -Shit.
-来吧，布雷迪，你可以的，你可以的 -Come on, Brady, you got this. You got this.
-哦，我的天 -哦，该死 -Oh, my God. -Oh, shit.
-哦，我的天-你得快点 -Oh, my God. -You got to hurry.
-天哪-哦，我的天 -Jesus. -Oh, my God.
-我们完了 -我不能看这个，伙计 -We're done. -I can't watch this, dude.
-操，操 -他死了，他死了 -Fuck, fuck. -He's dead, he's dead.
-他死了 -He's dead.
-这是 -我要吐了 -Is it -- -I'm going to throw up.
-哦，我们可以的 -拜托，拜托 -Oh, we got it. -Come on, come on.
-他救下了吗？ -Did he save it?
-这是...? -哦，见鬼 -Is it...? -Oh, shit.
-哟，这是那些狗屎的“黄金眼”，伙计 -Yo, that's some "Goldeneye" shit right there, dude.
这孩子花的时间太长了 This kid's taking way too long.
-让他做他的事 -Let him do his thing.
-亲爱的，上帝，我知道我从未真正向你祈祷过 -Dear, God, I know I never really pray to you
任何事情 about anything ever,
在这件事上别太混蛋 but please do not be an asshole about this.
它起作用了吗？ Did it work?
-我们进去了 -We're in.
-耶！ -不是吧 -Yes! -No shit.
-是那个孩子干的 -对 -The kid did it. -Yeah.
-嘿，五分钟前他还是个孩子 -Hey, he was a kid five minutes ago.
这位先生现在是个男人了 This gentleman is a man.
-嘿，你做得很好 -酷 -Hey, you did good. -Cool.
-干杯 -干杯，伙计 -Cheers. -Cheers, bud.
-荣耀与你同在 -Glorious.
-哦，哇 -Oh, wow.
-科技真是棒，伙计 -Technology is amazing, man.
-嘿，邦纳，那是我的电脑 -嘿，邦纳 -Yo, Boner, that's my computer. -Hey, Boner.
-伙计们，伙计们，洗澡时间到了 -Guys, guys, shower time.
-马上，伙计 -Finally, bro.
我的蛋蛋即将发现一种新的蓝色 My balls were about to discover a new shade of blue.
-天哪 -Holy shit.
我迫不及待地想看看那些乳头 I can't wait to see those titties.
-耶 -Yeah.
-这是我一生中最棒的一天 -This is the greatest day of my life.
-哦 -Oh
-加油，加油 -Come on, go for it.
-哇-哦，我的天爷爷 -Whoa. -Oh, my God.
-嘿。怎么了？ -Hey. What's up?
你不喜欢啤酒吗？ Y-You don't like the beer?
-我只是觉得自己像个怪物 -I just feel like a creep.
-伙计，我们就是找点乐子 -Dude, we're just having some fun.
-我知道，只是———— -I know, it's just --
她信任我，伙计，把它关了吧 She trusted me, man. Just shut it off.
-我们会的，我们会的，就看一会 -We will, we will, in a little while.
嘿，布雷迪，你要去哪里，伙计？ Hey, Brady, where are you going, man?
哦，去他妈的。-互联网太棒了 Oh, fuck it. -The Internet is awesome.
-好耶 -Yeah.
额！ -Eww!
-哟，什么？她是个欧型腿？ -Yo, what? She's double jointed?
-恶心 -我有点受不了 -Gross. -I'd still tap that.
-扭曲 -Contortionist.
-还有假发。我就知道 -A wig. I knew it.
我他妈的就知道 I fucking knew it.
-哦！哦-卧槽？ -Oh! Oh! -What the fuck?
-哦，哦 -Oh, oh.
额... Uh...
-等等，等等，等等。这是CG动画吗？ -Yo, wait, wait, wait. Is this that CGI thing?
-伙计，这真的，真的有点正点 -Man, it's still -- it's still kind of hot.
-我不--我不太喜欢，我不喜欢这样的 -I do not -- I don't like it. I don't like it.
-额 -Nah.
-天哪。伙计们，她看到我们了 -Holy shit. Guys, she sees us.
-比如，你需要叫救护车 -Like, you need to call an ambulance,
警察和你的父母 the police and then your parents.
打电话给你的父母 -我知道了 Call your parents. -I got it.
-911，你有什么紧急情况？ -911, what is your emergency?
-额，我打电话汇报这里有一个脑袋上长蛇的女孩 -Yeah, I'm calling about a girl with snakes in her head.
-先生，有多少条蛇-我不知道有多少蛇！ -How many snakes, sir? -I don't know how many snakes!
-天哪 -Holy shit.
-哟，哟。你听到了吗？ -Yo, yo. Did you hear that?
-那是什么？ -What was that?
-哟，哟，唷。她在屋顶上，伙计。 -Yo, yo, yo. She's on the roof, dude.
-搞什么鬼？ -哦 -What the fuck? -Oh!
-哦！ -Oh!
-哦不 -Oh no.
-哦，我的天爷爷！ -Oh, my God!
-快从这里滚出去 -Get the fuck out of here.
-发生了什么事？ -小心！ -What's going on? -Watch out!
-走走走走走！ -Go, go, go, go, go!
-瞧，我们必须逃出去，必许逃出去 -Look, we need to get out,We need to get out of here.
-布雷迪 -Brady.
-桑-桑德拉？ -S-Sandra?
我们不是-有意伤害你的，你懂吗？ We -- we didn't mean to hurt you, right?
对吧，迪伦？我们... Right, Dylan? We...
哦吗，我的天-- Oh, my G--
♪♪
没人可以杀了他 No! Nobody can kill him!
离他远点 Leave him alone!
-不！ -No!
♪♪
-简·麦卡利斯特，48岁 --抱歉，请等等。 -Jane McAllister, 48 -- -Sorry, hold up your release.
-简·麦卡利斯特，48岁 -Jane McAllister, 48.
-明白了 -Got it.
-这是祭祀期间容器将放置的地方 -This is where the vessel will lie during the ritual.
-你紧张吗？ -Are you nervous at all?
-不，我不是女巫会的一员 -No, I'm not part of the coven.
我只是一个幕后人员罢了 I'm just the husband in the background.
但是，是的，我很紧张 But, yeah, I'm nervous.
-嘿 -Hey.
我们离开之前你吃了什么吗？ Did you eat something before we left?
-额，我拿了你的一根酸奶棒 -Yeah, I grabbed one of your Gogurts.
-这可算不得一顿饭，伙计 -That's not a meal, man.
-我吃了两根 -I ate two of them.
-那么，告诉我们你为什么自愿成为容器 -So, tell us why you volunteered to be the vessel,
然后大声说出来 and start off by saying
你自愿成为容器的原因 I volunteered to be the vessel because.
因为我一直觉得我是命中注定 -Um, I volunteered to be the vessel
就是要成为容器的 because I've always felt like I was destined
我猜，我是为了更伟大的事务献身 for something bigger than me, I guess.
这有意义吗？ Does that make sense?
我只想说，贡献出我的身体来作为接纳他 And I just want to say, it is an absolute honor
我们的主乌卡邦降临的容器 to offer my body as the earthly vessel
这是一种绝对的荣誉 of Our Lord Ukabon.
-非常感谢你，卡斯特。祝你今晚好运 -Thank you so much, Kirsten. Good luck tonight.
-是的，祝你好运或 --额 -Yeah, good luck or -- yeah.
-你们要是看到它会紧张吗？ -You guys nervous to see one?
-一个恶魔？ -A demon?
-你们已经陷进去了 -You guys are in for a trip.
-你们见过真货吗？ -Have you seen one?
等等，我以为会像除夕夜一样 Wait, I thought it'd be like New Year's Eve,
Y2K为整个事情。。。 Y2K for the whole thing to...
-我是说，比如，一个大的，额 -I mean, like, for big ones, yeah.
-朱莉娅，那本书 -Julia, the book.
-我得走了 -行 -Got to go. -Okay.
-去摸索通往另一个领域的大门很重要 -It's important to massage the doorway to the other realm,
但是直到午夜降临 but we won't call Ukabon into the vessel
界限变得模糊 until the stroke of midnight
我们都不会让乌卡邦附身降临 when the veil is at its very thinnest.
谢谢 Thank you.
-窗户…-窗户 -The window.... -Window.
-…开始裂开 -裂开 -...begins to crack. -Crack.
-大门 -大门 -The gate... -Gate-
-开始打开 -打开 -...begins to open.-Open.
-界限 -界限 -The veil... -Veil
-变得模糊 -模糊 -...begins to slip. -Slip.
-乌卡邦-乌卡邦 -Ukabon. -Ukabon.
-我们呼唤你的名字 -We thread the needle with thy name
然后祈求你降临人间 and pull thee to our earthly plane.
人间 Faces.
♪♪
那是什么 -咋啦？ What was that. -What?
-嘿 -咋啦？ -Hey. -What?
我觉得我看到了什么 I think I saw something.
♪♪
-有东西在这里！ -Something's here!
-又是弗格斯吗？ -Is that Fergus again?
-把他赶出去，亲爱的。 -Just cast him out, honey.
-行了，听我指挥 -不要停 -Okay, follow my lead. -Don't stop.
-我们冒昧的呼唤你 -特洛伊，进去这里 -We speak to thee uninvited. -Troy, get in there.
冒昧的呼唤 -Uninvited.
-你点燃了我们的愤怒 -Our anger thou hast ignited.
-点燃 -Ignited.
-我们祈求你所有的力量。。。 -All thy power we...
-不不不 -No, no, no.
-祈祷你到来 -And do cast thee back --
♪♪
-阿美？ - May?
阿美，我看不见 May, I can't see.
阿美？ May?
阿美？！ May?!
♪♪
咋啦？ What?
阿美？ May?
-伙计，我们怎么出去了？ -Dude, how do we get outside?
-哦，伙计，你的头 -Oh, dude, your head.
-哇，别，小心 -Woah, stop, look out.
-哦，见鬼 -Oh, shit.
-搞什么鬼-那是什么？ -What the hell?-What is that?
嘿，发生什么事了？ Hey, what's happening?
伙计，那是什么-那是一个人吗？ Dude, what is that? -Is that a person?
-嘿！ -Hey!
-哦，哦，哦！哦 -Oh, oh, oh! Oh!
哦，该死！ Oh, shit!
那是什么？那是什么？ What was it? What was it?
嘘，嘘！把灯关掉！ Shh, shh! Turn the light off!
把灯关掉！ Turn it off!
按钮在哪里？ Where's the button?
嘘，安静点！ Shh, be quiet!
♪♪
-有东西舔了我的手 -Something licked my hand.
-什么-有东西舔了我的手 -What? -Something licked my hand.
-没有东西舔过你的手 -不，我是认真的。 -Nothing licked your hand. -No, I'm serious.
-闭嘴。我懒得管你 -Shut up. I do not care.
闭嘴。不要打开灯 Shut up. Do not turn on the light.
-哦，怎么了？ -Oh, what?
-哦，我的天爷爷 -Oh, Jesus
-哦，我的天爷爷 -Oh, my God.
-嘘嘘！ -Shh, shh, shh, shh!
-我们下地狱了 -We're in Hell.
我不应该下地狱！ I shouldn't be in Hell!
-别慌 -Stop panicking!
-我不应该在这里。我去过教堂。 -I shouldn't be here. I go to church.
-听我说，没有地狱这种东西，好吧？ -Listen to me, there's no such thing as Hell. Okay?
你甚至都没去过教堂 -救命！ And you don't even go to church. -Help!
-趴下 -Stay down.
-嘿-哦，该死！它看见了我 -Hey! -Oh, shit! It saw me.
-特洛伊，闭嘴 -哦，该死 -Troy, shut up. -Oh, shit.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
-它来了。我们该怎么办，内特？ -It's coming. What do we do, Nate?
-等等！女士，等等！等待 -Wait! Ma'am, wait! Wait!
我和我的朋友迷路了。我们不知道自己在哪里 My friend and I are lost. We don't know where we are.
-你们在觅食场 -Thou art in the feeding grounds.
觅食场是什么地方 -What's the feeding grounds?
那是 -The --
哦，你们是小鲜肉呀 Oh, thou art fresh.
你犯了什么大罪？ What great sin does thou commit?
-我告诉过你！ -I told you!
听着，小姐，我和我的朋友没有做错任何事 Look, Miss, me and my friend didn't do anything wrong.
-哦，那当然不可能 -Oh, of course not.
-不，我们真的没有。我不认为我们死了 -No, we really didn't. I don't think we died.
我们正在拿着一本旧书举行仪式 We were doing this ritual
但是一切都搞错了，出岔子了 with an old book, and everything went wrong.
-书？什么书？ -Book? What book?
-特洛伊，我想当那些女巫把恶魔的东西送到这里时 -Troy, I think when those witches sent
我们被不小心传送过来了 that demon thing down here, we accidently came with it.
-这可能吗？这些女巫试图召唤一个强大的恶魔进入 -Is that possible? These witches were trying
这个女人的身体。 to summon a powerful demon into this woman's body.
-什么名字？他们试图召唤谁？ -What name? What name did the try to summon?
-妈的，我不记得了。类似于 -Shit, I don't remember. Something like --
-就像魁刚或神奇宝贝之类的 -It was like Qui-Gon or Pokémon or some shit.
-关于血令的书？ -The book upon the Blood Order?
-是的！你知道他吗？ -Yes! Do you know him?
-是的。哦，我讨厌乌卡邦！ -Yes. Oh, I hate Ukabon!
你离他很近了 Thou art not far from him.
-八分钟 -Eight minutes.
特洛伊，我们需要的就是这个 Troy, what we need is this Ukabon by midnight
午夜时分女巫会带领乌卡邦穿过界限 when the witches take him through the vale.
-哦，对！然后我们可以在她们带他过去的时候 -Oh, yes! And then we can grab onto him
抓住他，然后我们就可以回家了！ right when they take him through, and we can go home!
-太好了 -Yeah.
拜托，你能带我们去乌卡邦那里吗？ Please, can you take us to Ukabon?
我们现在只有八分钟，该死，七分钟 We only have eight minutes, shit, seven minutes now.
-如果我把你送回地球， -If I return thee to Earth, wilt thou write my name
你会在《女巫大全》写下我的名字吗 in the Great Book of the Witches?
-肯定呀当然 -Yeah, sure.
-我的名字是噬骨骷髅梅贝尔 -My name is Mabel the Skull Biter.
我统领30个军团 I took command of 30 legions.
快，跑起来 Hurry, run!
这边 This way.
-你在干什么？继续走 -What are you doing? Keep going.
-嘘！ -Shh!
-我的手差点被这些钉子弄伤了 -I almost messed up my hand on these spikes.
-过来 -Get over here.
♪♪
-嘿，梅布尔，你会因为一场商店盗窃案 -Hey, Mabel, can you go to Hell
就下地狱吗？ for an isolated shoplifting incident?
-哦，是的，特洛伊，这是你做过的最糟糕的事。 -Oh, yeah, Troy, that's the worst thing you've ever done.
-这是什么意思-闭嘴 -What's that supposed to mean? -Shut up.
♪♪
-不，说真的。这是什么意思？ -No, seriously. What's that supposed to mean?
-闭嘴 -嘘！ -Shut up! -Shh!
-记住，新鲜的灵魂味道最好 -Remember, fresh souls taste best.
♪♪
-梅布尔，慢点 -Mabel, slow down.
伙计，如果她带我们去 Dude, what if she's taking us to, like,
她的一个恶魔朋友或者谁那边了？ one of her little demon friends or something?
-不，我不这么认为 -No, I don't think so.
我对人的判断力很强 I'm a pretty good judge of people.
别……哦，对不起 Don't -- Oh, excuse us.
-不，别吵 -No, don't engage.
-嘿，继续走。我们要跟丢梅贝尔了 -Hey, keep moving. We're going to lose Mabel.
-你为什么停下来，兄弟？走走走！ -Why are you stopped, bro? Go, go, go!
-好！ -Okay!
-梅贝尔！-哦，伙计 -Mabel! -Oh, dude.
我的右脚差点踩进那个大陷阱里 I almost stepped right into that huge trap.
-哦！-内特，我的手！ -Oh! -Nate, my hand!
-在哪里？ -Where did?
-梅布尔，我的手！ -Mabel, my hand!
♪♪
-嘿！停下！ -Hey! Stop!
-你为什么大声说话？ -Why art thou raising thy voice?
-也许是因为你带着我们去死 -Maybe because you're leading us to our deaths.
你到底要带我们去哪里？ Where the hell are you taking us?
-没有人可以这样跟我说话 -No one speaketh to me this way.
在这个世界，我发号施令！ In this world, I giveth the orders!
我不听命于任何人！ I'm a servant to no one!
-伟大的秩序，回来吧！ -Great Order, return me at once!
-梅布尔！ -Mabel!
梅布尔！ Mabel!
梅布尔！梅布尔！ Mabel! Mabel!
让她回来，你这个臭婊子！ Come back her, you oozing bitch!
-我们跟丢了 -We're lost.
内特，拿着灯。我来试试 Nate, take the light. Give me a turn with that.
-什么？不，你都不知道怎么打架 -What? No. You don't know how to fight.
-没问题，我办得到。我学过武术 -Yes, I do. I took martial arts.
-不，你不行 -当我还是个孩子的时候，我做到了。 -No, you didn't. -When I was a kid I did.
-特洛伊，闭嘴——啊，该死！ -Troy, just shut -- Ah, shit!
-拜托！ -Come on!
♪♪
-我要用这东西捅你那该死的脸！ -I'm going to stab you in the frigging face with this thing!
-该死，特洛伊！特洛伊，我们没时间了，伙计！ -Oh, shit, Troy! Troy, we're running out of time, man!
她把我们留在这里了！ She just left us here!
-也许你不该这样混蛋！ -Maybe you shouldn't have been such a dick!
-妈的，特洛伊，对不起， -Well, shit, Troy, I'm sorry I'm not buddy-buddy
我不是和每个地狱里遇到的恶魔都可以成为哥们 with every demon hellspawn that I meet.
这叫做领导力，特洛伊 It's called leadership, Troy.
总得有人负责 Somebody has to take charge.
但这雨女无瓜 It's not going to be you.
-嗯，梅布尔和我的领导风格不同！ -Well, Mabel and I respond to a different leadership style!
-救救我！ -Help me!
-梅贝尔！ -Mabel!
-特洛伊，不要！ -Troy, don't!
特洛伊，停下！ Troy, stop!
-梅贝尔 -Mabel.
-帮帮我 -Help me.
哦，救命啊 Oh, help.
额... Uh...
女士？ Ma'am?
-快跑，内特！ -Run, Nate!
-你为什么像胆小鬼一样尖叫？ -Why do thou scream like cowards?
-因为有一个女人- -Because there was this woman and then there was --
她需要帮助，但她的手臂--- she needed help, but she's -- her arms were ---
-哦，你看到她了 -Oh, thou met her.
-他们差点抓到我 -They already got me.
妈的，伙计 Shit, man.
我们只有四分钟。我们办不到了 We only got like four minutes. We're not going to make it.
-伙计们，我们到了 -Men, we are here.
这是乌卡邦住所的后门 Hither be the back entrance to the dwelling of Ukabon.
在这里，蠕虫的通道，你必须爬行过去。 Here, where Worm had gone about her business, you must crawl.
-特洛伊，你先走 -不 -Troy, you go first. -No.
我只有一只好手。我拿不了灯 I only have one good hand. I can't go hold the light.
-我们需要灯光 -We need the light.
-我不能一边拿着灯一边爬- -I can't hold the light and crawl at the same --
-我会把你的火炬固定在你的头上 -I shall fix thy torch to thy head.
-等等，什么？不，真恶心 -Wait, what? No. Gross.
内特？ Nate?
哦，伙计 Oh, man.
快，走走走走走！ -Get in the Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!
走走走！ Go, go, go!
-特洛伊，快点！ -Troy, faster!
-我再试，内特！ -I'm trying, Nate!
那是什么？！ What is that?!
-嘘。安静 -Shh. Quiet, men.
-老兄，你刚刚把我推到了那个怪物身上！ -Dude, you just pushed me into that creature thing!
-不，我没有。这就条件反射 -No, I didn't. It was a reflex.
别把我想象成个坏人 Stop acting like I'm a bad person.
-嘘！ -Shh!
♪♪
快！ Snatch!
♪♪
-80秒 -80 seconds.
我说我们需要在60秒内直奔乌卡邦 I say we make a beeline to Ukabon at 60.
-行 -Okay.
♪♪
内特，你真的认为我是个坏人吗？ Nate, you really think I'm a bad person?
-你现在不可能是认真的吧。 -You cannot be serious right now.
-抱歉我认为这很重要 -Well, excuse me for thinking it's a big deal
因为我最好的朋友认为我是一个可怕的人 that my best friend thinks I'm a terrible person.
嘘 -好了，内特，让我消停一下 -Shh! -Okay, Nate, just shut me up
让我一个人静静 and ignore me like you always do.
-你告诉我的前任我有赌博瘾 -You told my ex that I have a gambling addiction.
-两年前 -Two years ago.
我只是想让她觉的我已经变好了 I was just trying to make her feel better.
-你永远不会支持我，特洛伊 -You never have my back, Troy.
该死，58秒。我们走 Shit, 58 seconds. Let's go.
♪♪
-别忘了把我的名字写在书上！ -Don't forget to write my name in the book!
-哦，该死！ -Oh, shit!
-快了，特洛伊。来吧 -Almost, Troy. Come on!
-内特，小心！ -Nate, look out!
-特洛伊，快走！ -Troy, just go!
♪♪
见鬼！ Balls!
♪♪
-你，时间快到了 -时间快到了。 -Thee, the time is nigh. -The time is nigh.
-时间快到了 -时间快到了 -The time is nigh. -The time is nigh.
♪♪
-15秒 -15 seconds.
-等等！梅布尔！ -Wait! Mabel!
和我们来！ Come with us!
-乌卡邦。乌卡邦 -Ukabon. Ukabon.
乌卡邦。乌卡邦。乌卡邦 Ukabon. Ukabon. Ukabon.
-写下我的名字！ -Write my name!
-快走，快走！ -Just go, go, go!
♪♪
-他来了！ -He's coming!
-特洛伊！ -Troy!
特洛伊，我们成功了！ Troy, we made it!
等等，为什么我被绑起来了？ W-wait, why -- why am I tied up?
内特，内特，内特！ Nate, Nate, Nate!
-不 -内特！ -No! -Nate!
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
-这是发生了什么？ -How did this happen?
这是怎么发生的？！ -再试一次 How did this happen?! -Just try it again.
-你认为我们可以再来一次，重新来一遍？ -You think we can just do this again, just do it over?
嗯，我们不能！我们不能！ Well, we can't! We can't!
-还有另一个在书里，亲爱的 -Another one is in the book, honey.
你是怎么让这种事情发生的？ How did you let this happen?
-好吧，摄制组不是我的主意 -Well, the camera crew wasn't my idea.
-你现在要怪我吗？ -You're going to blame me now?
我帮你打扫了。我为你做准备 I cleaned for you. I prepare for you.
我为你留下来，你就是这样感谢我的？ I stop up for you,and this is how you thank me?
-安静点-怪我？ -Be quiet! -Blame me?
你应该听我的 You should have listened to me.
-闭嘴。朱莉娅，你要去哪里？ -Shut up. Julia, where are you going?
-我去拿拖把 -I'm getting a mop.
♪♪
-♪ Oh ♪
♪♪
♪ Sold into slavery down in New Orleans ♪
♪ Goddess of the bayou light ♪
♪ Black dog's head on the killing bed ♪
♪ Severed and left to bleed ♪
♪ There on fire in the corner of the world ♪
♪ There in misery ♪
♪ There on fire in the corner of the world ♪
♪ Left for God to see ♪
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪
♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪
♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪
♪ And you don't want to go with ♪
♪ Me ♪
♪♪
♪ Poison father of the human race ♪
♪ God of the tainted blood ♪
♪ Malevolence sneaking up the spine of the world ♪
♪ Ready for the bastard son ♪
♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪
♪ There in misery ♪
♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪
♪ Left for God to see ♪
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪
♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪
♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪
♪ And you don't want to go with ♪
♪ Me ♪
♪♪
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪
♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪♪
♪ Wanna cross that line ♪
♪♪
♪ Oh, sold into slavery down in New Orleans ♪
♪ Goddess of the bayou light ♪
♪ Black dog's head on the killing bed ♪
♪ Severed and left to bleed ♪
♪ There on fire in the corner of the world ♪
♪ There in misery ♪
♪ Lucifer's face in the mirror when you look ♪
♪ Left for God to see ♪
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪
♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪
♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪
♪ And you don't want to go with ♪
♪ Me ♪
♪♪
♪ Oh, poison father of the human race ♪
♪ God of the tainted blood ♪
♪ Malevolence sneaking up the spine of the world ♪
♪ Ready for the bastard son ♪
♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪
♪ There is misery ♪
♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪
♪ Left for God to see ♪
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪
♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪
♪ Because it's a long way back from Hell ♪
♪ And you don't want to go with me ♪
♪ Hey, it's a long way back from Hell ♪
♪ And you don't want to go -- ♪
-我么呼唤里的名字，然后祈求你 -We thread the needle with thy name and pull thee
降临人世，梅布尔 to our earthly plane, Mabel.
梅布尔，梅布尔 -Mabel. -Mabel.
梅--- May--
-Vroom.